I really want to cut down on the spam emails which I get once every fifty posts or so like all of those big time bloggers. I thought about putting in a word verification system like so many people have but I figured what the hell I ain't lazy like some people we know so I will just delete them when they show up.
Or mock them unmericifully. I mean I don't get so many comments that I can blow them off so easily. I hate when it takes three steps to post a comment. I think it really discourages people from commenting.
But I am instituting a secret handshake. So if you want to comment here you have to shake. If you don't have anyone else in the room with you, well you need to do it with your penis.
Just remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it.
You dolls can just rub your ta-ta's.
Thank you, All the Best, your pal Trooper.
You really don't want to pull my finger, do you?
ReplyDeleteNot after an all you can eat chow down at Sonny's/
http://www.sonnysbbq.com/
Damn I'm glad to live in the land of the free.
It's bad enough to need a gmaill account. I don't know how Titus did it, all that name changing. fuck gmail
ReplyDeleteIt's just not worth it to have too many sock puppets man.
ReplyDeleteJust let your freak flag fly.
Which I know you have no problem doing Dr. Kill.
Hey, it's mine to play with, right?
ReplyDeleteI hope so. You wouldn't want to play with someone else's.
ReplyDeleteNot that theres anything wrong with that.
I think you should go with retinal scans.
ReplyDeleteI thought about putting in a word verification system like so many people have but I figured what the hell I ain't lazy like some people we know so I will just delete them when they show up.
ReplyDeleteWell I love the word verification system. I'm learning lots of new words. You know, after my inthili got mixed up with my reestro I felt very hedlish, but everything is relesia now.
Huh?
ReplyDeleteWord verification: shotandabeer
Which blog are you referring to?
ReplyDeleteWord verification: ihaveaunrinarytractinfectionthisweek
I don't know which blog Troop is writing about, but my last VW was "mskrabapplemarriedgroundskeeperwillie".
ReplyDeleteHey, NKVD:
ReplyDeleteNot to be a link Nazi, but ......
Oh! My word verification was: holycrapshesalinknazicanyoubelieveit
ReplyDeleteOh. That blog. Now I get it.
ReplyDeleteWord Verification: igotmarriedandmykidswerenotthere
Well this calls for a "Things are not as they seem" tag.
ReplyDeleteHoly carp, Ruth Anne Adams! I had no idea that such a twisted idea had occurred to anyone. Now I am kind of afraid for you. Are you ok?
ReplyDeletePlease, please, don't think as I do. It's not a kinder and gentler place I inhabit. SAVE YOURSELF!!! RUN AWAY!!!
You know, I was thinking just the other day, "What Trooper needs is more abusive e-mails and trolls on his blog." If you want, I can send you inane manifestos on a weekly basis...or, better yet, I can get our town's version of Otis the drunk to contribute. He can come up with pretty good material when he gets liquored up (meaning, after 7:30 am).
ReplyDeleteAny brother can do this handshake thing Mr. York.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Crack Emcee. I bet he will screw it up.
Hee.
ReplyDeleteI've been to Sonny's, dr.kill.