Monday, July 7, 2008

Those frankfurter dogs are no good, I mean they are German after all!

NEW YORK POST Weird but true July 7, 2008

This little piggy went to market; this little piggy got gnawed off by a dog.

A 56-year-old Illinois woman's beloved dachshund chewed off her right big toe while she slept.

Linda Floyd discovered her toe was missing after waking up from a nap. She said she slept through the incident because nerve damage related to her diabetes prevented her from feeling the pain.

The dog, Roscoe, was euthanized.

On a related note, Paris Hilton gave away all of her dogs when she noticed that they all seem to be wearing napkins around their necks. That's not hot.

3 comments:

  1. Beloved wiener dog?

    How did it acquire a taste for chewing off human limbs?

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  2. Yuck! Dogs eat the grossest stuff--a diabetic toe? Ewww!

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  3. Ya see? Interesting stuff does happen in the heartland.

    There was an old lady who lived with her dog
    In, she supposed, sweet harmony;
    Proving dog lovers live in beneficent fog,
    To him she was but snack -- toe to knee.

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