Hey did you ever get the feeling that Theo Boehm is both the blogging cockroach and Sir Archy. I definitely feel that is the case based on some of the clues he has dropped in recent posts. Just Sayn'
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
I'm actually you.
ReplyDeleteNo wait, that's not it.
Who am I?
Why am I here?
Dude, you are the walrus.
ReplyDeleteKo-ko-ka-chew.
I used to wonder if one or both was Sippican. Not anymore. Then I have thought for a while that Palladian is Sir Archy. He knows all that hifalutin stuff.
ReplyDeleteI love Althouse conspiracy theories.
Pogo, you rule.
ReplyDeleteWell knox, Theo dropped a roach referance and the blogging cockroach lives with a french woman and it all fits together.
ReplyDeleteYou do know that Meade is really David Cassidy?
Hey, as long as he's not this guy.
ReplyDeleteI was going to start a sock puppet for myself, but then I realized I already have a cartoon name and avatar, and I am not wearing any pants, so, what's the point?
ReplyDeleteGeez, Meade, a former teen idol.
[[[jealous]]]
My wife still goes nuts when Donny Osmond is on the teevees. But she says that my version of Joseph and the Technicolored Dreamcoat most emphatically does not turn her on, even though I perform it nude (except the coat) and my dancin' is fierce.
You can't please some women.
Well David never recoverd from lusting after Shirley Jones for all those years so he has a thing for older blonde hippie women in patel clothing that are in a postition of authority that he can call mommy.
ReplyDeleteFlorence Henderson was forced to get an order of protection.
ReplyDeleteI've never had the energy for doing the whole sockpuppet thing.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how Titus does it. He says he forgets his password but--does that mean he's re-registering every single time?
The scariest episode of the Partridge Family was "Blue Velvet Pants", which begins when Danny finds a human ear on the bus.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Partridge:"What are you doing in my closet, Keith?"
Keith: "I'm seeing something that was always hidden. I'm in the middle of a mystery and it's all secret."
Mrs. Partridge: "You think I'm crazy don't you?"
[pauses]
Mrs. Partridge: "I want you to stay. Don't hate me."
Keith: "Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon?"
Mrs. Partridge: "You're my special friend."
Keith: "The candy-colored clown they call the Sandman...."
Totally freaked me out, especially Keith's gas mask. I thought WTF??
But mebbe I'm mixing it up with something else, though.
No you got it right.
ReplyDeletePogo: What do you mean "former" teen idol.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Don't look at me, you little pantless possum
Yes, i have to re register every time because I forget my password. I know totally lame.
ReplyDeleteAnd I did quotes from Blue Velvet a couple of weeks ago here and got yelled at by Ruth Anne, no fair.
I am having homemade gnocchi from a fabulous little italian market in my hood. The sauce is delish.
But when you re-register, don't they say, "Hey, we already have an account for that e-mail address?"
ReplyDeleteblake, what makes you think titus would ever answer a serious question.
ReplyDeletehugs, titus!
knox--I'm just a frustrated sockpuppeteer....
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