Ted Davis: ...but don't get her drunk. If you get her drunk,
[alluringly] Ted Davis: she loses control!
Walter Davis: Ted, are we talking a loss of inhibitions here, or does she pee on the floor?
(Blind Date, 1987)
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Kim Basinger Yeahhh Baby!
ReplyDeleteShe's looking a little scaly here.
ReplyDeleteI ran into Kim Basinger once. I wouldn't have realized it was her but she was wearing a big floppy hat and sunglasses (indoors).
I ran into Kim Basinger once.
ReplyDeleteYou bumped parts? Which ones?
I think he rear ended her. I hear she likes that. Or at least that is what Alec Baldwin wrote on the wall of the men's room at 30 Rock.
ReplyDeleteNow, now.
ReplyDeleteIt was at gymnastics.
Oh shit, now I have to add another tag.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm. I see.
ReplyDeleteWell, for the record, it was not Kim Basinger who struck the pose.
You guys put more things on the record than a freakin' congressman.
ReplyDeleteIt was at gymnastics.
ReplyDeleteFloor exercises or were you just spotting her?
Her daughter went to the same gymnastics studio the Flower went to.
ReplyDeleteSorry it's not more interesting.
So...did you give her a tumble on the mat? Did you meet her at the bars? Did you pommel her? Were your rings still? Did you fall off the beam?
ReplyDeleteOh, gosh, I love getting my pun on!
Actually, I asked her to move to once side, since she was blocking the passage.
ReplyDeleteI should write for the pulps.