Our poll is off to a slow start but Rachel Ray is all excited. So she emailed me to say she will lick your spoon if you vote for her.
Hey I think that's cheating.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Get in mah belly!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not my favorite poll. Truth be told, I haven't voted. I don't know if I will. I hate Rachel Ray, and I don't know who the other people are. Voting in this poll would be like someone who doesn't know anything about politics voting in an election.
ReplyDeleteFor your next poll, do something for the people, the commenters. Perhaps best rack on a female commenter? Or biggest dick on a male commenter? None of know the true answers because none of us have met (well, the majority of us haven't), but we can vote based on our gut instincts.
Just a suggestion!
Or best rack on a male commenter....
ReplyDeleteZach, Zach,Zach. It's always the sex with you.
ReplyDeleteDon't you watch cooking shows.
ReplyDeleteGoogle Jamie Oliver. I cheated with the photo, you would want to vote for him.
Plus everybody knows that Luckyoldson is the biggest dick that posts on the internets.
ReplyDeleteTroop, when you have a poll about who is your favorite Pole? The Pole poll.
ReplyDeleteI'd vote for Carl Yazstremski, but probably not for Zbigniew Brzezinski.
And that Beata Tyszkiewicz, what a freakin' babe!
Of course, Barbara Brylska's incredible starring role in The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath"(1975) is not to be overlooked.
Doh. When will
ReplyDeleteTroop, when you have a poll about who is your favorite Pole? The Pole poll.
ReplyDeleteTroop, if I'm not your favorite Pole I'd be inconsolable.
For about ten minutes.
My favorite Pole is Jan Sobieski, the man who saved Western civilization from the Islamic hordes in 1683.
ReplyDeleteHe's the only reason your wife isn't in a burkha and ZPS can collect an unemployment check.
Lech Walesa!
ReplyDeleteNastassja Kinski has to be on the list.
ReplyDeleteAre there famous Polish poets? Jeebus, those words have to be a real pisser to rhyme.
There once was a woman from Bydgoszcz
ReplyDeleteWho had a lovely pair of......
See the problem here?
Nastassja Kinski has to be on the list.
ReplyDeleteNatasha Kinski? She a sausgae eatin kraut for Pete's sake. Just because someone has a ski at the end of their name doesn't mean they're a Pollack.
There I said the P word but I can say it because I'm Polish. You say it and I beat you to death with a kielbasa and shove a perogi up your ass.
Just sayin ;-)
News from Ireland:
ReplyDelete"Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country's most reckless driver have emerged, the Irish Times reports.
"He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines.
"However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.
"But then his cover was blown."
Prawo Jazdy.
This guy. I'll bet he owned clumbers. Grandma loved him. Grandpa called him a pantywaist, which made no sense to me as an eight year old boy
ReplyDeleteHey ZPS,
ReplyDeleteEverone has to eat! Now maybe food isn't important to you. Maybe you are one of those tofu mung bean kind of people; you eat to survive like a dumb grazing animal.
There are people in this world who actually enjoy food. And there are those of us who have an appreciation for good food and love to cook. BTW, ZPS, cooking good food can lead to sex with the person or object of your choice.
Troop, the once-wonderful tvgasm actually covered this a while ago...
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm lobbying or anything, but I really want Nigella to win this poll! Come on, Nigella voters!
ReplyDeleteAnd Trooper, the Barefoot Contessa is awesome. I don't blame you one bit.
Cat Cora gets no respect.
ReplyDeleteI find the poll sexist and as you all know I am a member of NOW.
ReplyDeleteTherefore, I will have to refrain from voting.
Let's get this blog back to the high class notes that it has touched so many other times.
Others gays don't own clumbers. That is one of the reasons I got the rare clumbers.
ReplyDeleteThe rare clumber is not a gay dog.
As a woman it just feels WRONG to say I want to stuff the Barefoot Contessa.
ReplyDeleteHeh. Is it horrible and wrong of me to think women are especially sexy leaning over a sink?
ReplyDeleteIs it horrible and wrong of me to think women are especially sexy leaning over a sink?
ReplyDeleteActually blake, I would begin to question your membership in the man club if you didn't.
Actually nothing is sexier than having them leaning over the washing machine....while it is running. Half your job is done.
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