Ace commenter ChocolateGodzilla made a great suggestion for our next poll. Which cooking show would you must like to stuff? I mean you could stuff it with meat or perhaps enjoy the fish taco but who is the most tasty to all of us here at Trooper York. My candidates:
Rachel Ray
Nigella Lawson
Little Big Head Giada DeLaurentis
Jamie Olvier
Let's get the whipped cream and chocolate sauce ready and go to work.
I hope Blogger fixes the poll soon.
Oh, Nigella is going to win in a landslide!
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm voting, mind you. ;-)
Trooper,
ReplyDeleteAre you shilling for Rachel Ray--check out your google ad.
Hey I have it bad for the chubby Rachel Ray. So yes I am shilling for her.
ReplyDeleteActually though my favorite is the Barefoot Contessa because of the realationship she has with her husband.
ReplyDeleteWhat, no Julia Child?
ReplyDeleteJust like blake, hot for the dead chicks.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say?
ReplyDeleteDead chicks are hot! (NSFW)
Hmmmm. It depends on what the meaning of 'stuff' is.
ReplyDeleteIf it means disembowel and cram full of bread and savory seasonings, probably none of them, as I have enjoyed all of their television shows.
If it means to stuff in the Biblical sense, involving slaking, sin an punishment, I'd say Giada.
Regarding Rachel Ray, is there a magazine cover she hasn't graced?
I was at Borders last weekend and swear she was on the covers of Guns and Ammo, Popular Science, Extreme Bodybuilding, and Modern Goatherding.
This should have been on your poll:
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Dang, Zeeps!
ReplyDeleteMy heart!!! GACK!
(I would so eat that, at least once.)
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ReplyDeleteDarcy's right, I'd sell half the people I know to Colombian Drug Lords for Nigella...
ReplyDeletePosh, but still a horndog...how could I resist that?
Last time I saw Jamie Oliver, he looked like he's needing to buy his duds on the men's side of Lee Lee's, if you know what I'm saying.
ReplyDeleteHe used to be so cute. They say having two kids will do that to a figure.
And another thing, if you stuffed a bagel in Semi-homemade Sandra's (pie)hole I'm thinking she wouldn't be semi-bad with no clothes on.
ReplyDeleteFood Network Reality TV
ReplyDeleteImagine Rachel Ray and Paula Deen doing a show about potatoes.
It is late summer and the women are in the fields helping harvest the tater crop. (For those of you who do not have an agricultural background, this involves much bending, stooping, sweat and rubbing dirt clumps from the spuds).
RAY- Oh my! (finds two, enormous, dirt-covered, grapefruit-sized potatoes)
(She holds them up chest high, one in each hand).
DEEN- What'ch y'all exclaimin 'bout there, chile? We'all got to get movin' soin' we's kin git back to the crib an fetch my boys some grub. Thet two shure is too stoopid to feed theyselves.
RAY- I'm so totally over talking about those two idiots who call you mama.
I'm saying that these two giant spuds remind me of my ex-husband's balls!
DEEN- Oh Girlfriend! You mean his balls were this big?
RAY- No, but they were this dirty.
Giada DeLaurentis is pretty, but did anyone see the show that had her sister on it?
ReplyDeleteJust as good looking, but somehow twice as hot as Giada.
Ugh, Raytard is so annoying. That voice.
ReplyDelete*hugs, Raytard*