Wednesday, February 25, 2009

A-Rod is back in action.

The Yankees had their first preseason game with the Blue Jays today and A-Rod got a home run. As opposed to getting hit on which happens to him whenever he takes his shirt off in Central Park.

Here his cousin Lem is giving him a rub down before he hits the bodega for a 24 pack of Bud nips and a long night of commenting.

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  1. Nice moobs. Of course, that's an amateur opinion. I welcome correction from a resident or transient professional, so to speak.

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  2. Lem looks like that guy who does all the Man On The Street stuff for Letterman.

    That may explain this picture I guess. Heh.

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  3. A-Rod fills out a bra much nicer than Giada.
    Just say'n.

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  4. I had decent moobs as a yute. They're still pretty firm if I do say so myself and I do. Thank God I'll never be one of those Obama flab jobs.

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  5. Mmm... Who is this A-Rod person? Is it bad than I had sexual thoughts about him? Is he a nice person?

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  6. A Rod is hot.

    In a New York minute!

    I would do him in a New York minute.

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  7. A Rod was a former dancer for the Madonna tour but lost the chance to knock her up to Carlos Leon.

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  8. Nice? Who gives a shit?

    Nice is not even a consideration.

    I would love to eat dindin off those tits.

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  9. I am a professional. Those are great tits.

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  10. I would pay to rub down A Rod.

    By the way the comments about Lem...funny. She likes her liquor and commenting combo.

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  11. Seriously, guys? A-Rod kinda grosses me out.

    *hugs, A-Rod*

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  12. Yeah, I mean I really like the body, but the hairlessness sort of grosses me out. If those pecs were covered with fur, I'd be in love. The hairless thing, not so much.

    I guess he had to wax it off to dance for Madonna.

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  13. Found a good cartoon for you about the Red Sox:


    http://news.yahoo.com/comics/100317/cx_getfuzzy_umedia/20101703


    You will definitely agree with this one,

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