So Betty Rubble that dirty dirty girl is tied with Laura Petrie for first place in our marriage pool. Betty loves public displays of affection and Barney know how to treat her right. You see Betty always wants a Yabba-dabba-do-me good time.
Every time Jesus rides by on a dinosaur he tells them to get a room.
Maybe this should've been a poll about what three-way you'd like to have.
ReplyDeleteDidn't you forget "bad ideas?"
ReplyDeleteHey, I've missed you guys!
ReplyDeleteDo tell, Blake. :)
ReplyDeleteMissed you too, chickenlittle!
I want Darcy in my threeway!
ReplyDeleteOhhh, Darcy wants to play-ay....
ReplyDeleteOK, Troop, I suggest your next poll be about which female commenters you'd -- Damn it, CL! I already had dibs!
That's an excellent idea blake!
ReplyDelete(Actually, it's a terrible idea. But I had to throw it out there to tease Darcy.)
ReplyDeleteLOL, you guys. And why am I so flattered about these comments??
ReplyDeleteBad Darcy! :)
Trooper prepares the battle field by peppering the troops with Betty porn. I'll bet Samantha would pull ahead in no time if she was afforded the same advantage. Just sayin...
ReplyDeleteHe does do that, Bushman! You can tell he is favoring Betty. I have no idea why!
ReplyDeleteI'll take the foreign and domestic rights for film of any commentariat three way, except those involving Maxine, DTL, and Ezra Klein.
ReplyDeleteWill there be action figures of Kaus and Reynolds?
OK, Troop, I suggest your next poll be about which female commenters you'd -- Damn it, CL! I already had dibs!
ReplyDeleteI am shocked, repulsed and disgusted by this kind of juvenile talk about some of out most valued and respected female commentators! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
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Ok now that that's out of the way I suggest we get started on the poll standards by ranking our selections in order of experience, flexibility, willingness to try new things and overall poise.
OK, now that HD has reminded us that were are all adults, let us begin with the adult games.
ReplyDeleteAnd why am I so flattered about these comments??
ReplyDeleteAww, you know you'd win it on personality alone. Blake does have priority though, so I'll just sit back and bide my time.
(cuz, you know, I did not mean a three way with blake)
ReplyDeleteTHANK GOD FOR THAT!
ReplyDeletecuz, you know, I did not mean a three way with blake
ReplyDeleteOh...darn. :)
And we don't want to grow up here, Peter! Hee.
And we don't want to grow up here, Peter! Hee.
ReplyDeleteIt's always so cruel when you look down at it and "hee" like that.
LOL, CL.
ReplyDeleteWhew! Get a...conference room, all y'all!
ReplyDeleteWell, Ron, I think that means we're done here, a la Althouse.
ReplyDeleteTwitter swarm!
ReplyDeleteOh, shoot. I don't know how to do a twitter swarm.
ReplyDeleteIs it painful?
To make this poll fair, we need pornographic images from Bewitched (which, you know actually exist, sort of), Dick Van Dyke Show (heh, heh, he said Dick), Desperate Housewives, and The Odd Couple (bet everyone would be surprised to learn that Oscar was actually the 'bottom' in that relationship).
ReplyDeleteBut I think as far as fictional wives go, I'd have to go with Alexis Morell-Carrington-Colby-Dexter-Rowan
No, no, XWL. The mystique is so important, and plunging into the world of hardcore (as it were) takes away the mystique.
ReplyDeleteIt's a shame that Ms. Rubble has stooped to this level (as it were) to win Troop's contest, but we shouldn't all prostrate (as it were) ourselves.
As it were.
Will we need a runoff election between Laura Petrie, polling now at 32%, and Betty Rubble (that slut), polling at 35%? I think we will.
ReplyDeleteWell if it is a tie we will not have a run-off, we will have a whack off as I will post photo's and you guys can tell me who you would rather whack off too.
ReplyDeleteThat's if you did that of stuff which I know that none of you guys do.
Trooper! What are you thinking? Betty Rubble was portrayed by Rosie O'Donnell in the film version....gah...can't get that image out of my mind.
ReplyDeleteRuth Anne you must remember Rosie was only an actor playing her in a movie. The real Betty Rubble is one hot cartoon slut. I have previously outlined some of her activities in The E True Hollywood Story of the Flintstones. There is a reason she is winning the poll.
ReplyDeleteACORN canvassed Toon Town, that's why she's winning.
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