Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Today's gratuitous bathtub photo asks: why do drunk guys insist on yapping in your ears?

Today's gratuitous bathtub photo asks the question, why do drunk guys keep yapping in your ear? Not to dis our friend whose posts are always fun and a part of the landscape. I am talking more about the guys who are drunk on power, or liberalism. or the triumph of their point of view. I mean Obama won. You liberals should be all happy raising taxes and wasting money. You have four years to enjoy yourselves. Why don't you do that instead of yapping away at every little utterance of anyone who disagrees with you. I know you want to shut down debate. That's why the trolls flock to Althouse. So being drunk with your success feels good right now and you should enjoy it. Because soon enough morning will come and the you will have to pay the piper.
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18 comments:

  1. blakeMarch 3, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Looks like Kevin McCarthy.

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  2. dr killMarch 3, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    'No amount of polishing can enable the brick to reflect the sun'. Smith

    'You can't polish a turd'. dr kill

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  3. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    Completely agree.

    What would Queef Lorraine say?

    Can you tell I like the name Queef Lorraine. Those drag queens are witty with the names.

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  4. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    Victoria said that queefs happen when women are laying on their backs and that they kind of tickle.

    Isn't that cute?

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  5. Ann AlthouseMarch 3, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    Quaff ≠ Queef!

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  6. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    I know what you meant Miss Althouse. Don't you dare "masque" your real intention. Queef...disgusting.

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  7. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Speaking of "masquing" I would love "masquing" with you sometime Althouse.

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  8. ricpicMarch 3, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    Titus didn't riff on dr kill's brick/turd comment? Shocking.

    Ray Milland in The Lost weekend, is my guess.

    You can mask a queef with a well timed cough if you're careful.

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  9. MeadeMarch 3, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    "Quaff ≠ Queef!"

    Also, Quaff ≠ Coif.

    Remember never to blow air into a pregnant woman's vagina, Titus. That could be life-threatening to her and her baby.

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  10. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    Thanks for that information and value tip Meade.

    I think it is safe to say I won't be going anywhere near a women's vagina.

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  11. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:44 PM

    What about what a queef does to the coif down there? Does it mess it up?

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  12. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    Does the coif get disheveled because of the queef?

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  13. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 5:48 PM

    Do straight men find queefs sexually stimulating in any way?

    I am thinking the movement of the vage may be exciting or titillating?

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  14. MeadeMarch 3, 2009 at 6:43 PM

    "I am thinking the movement of the vage may be exciting or titillating?"

    Are you kidding? Movement of the vage is is one of the most frightening things imaginable.

    Terrifying even.

    As a straight man, I feel sure I'm qualified to speak for straight men everywhere:

    If it moves, run for your life!

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  15. ricpicMarch 3, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    In Family Guy Stewie shoots a vag. But it still haunts him. Poor little guy. The main thing is not to look directly into the vag. You turn to stone.

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  16. TitushadadreamaboutsnakesMarch 3, 2009 at 6:53 PM

    You guys sounds like a bunch of fags.

    Embrace and worship the vage.

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  17. MeadeMarch 3, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    Oh no, Titus. We're straight guys. Straight as the day is long.

    How else would we know so much about vages?

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  18. chickelitMarch 3, 2009 at 7:09 PM

    "Quaff ≠ Coif.
    Does the coif get disheveled because of the queef?"

    I assumed you guys were talking about the order of the queef.

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