Hey did you notice somehing different in the last post?I finally learned how to link. Or at least the wife showed me how to do it. So now I can overdo it just like I did when I learned how to post pictures. Cool!
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Link some Wray.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Good job, Trooper! And congrats on the indirect Instalanche!
ReplyDeleteThanks Darcy. I love that I can Linc now. I feel like I should go and slap around Prince's mother to celebrate!
ReplyDeleteWay to go, bro. By that photo, you even look cooler now that you've learned to link. You're standing taller, with more self-confidence. Obviously, chicks dig that.
ReplyDeleteMan, where did you get my High School Yearbook Picture? My pic was hidden in the fro back then...
ReplyDeleteCoolest shades ever. Of course he stole them from me. True story.
ReplyDeleteI axed him to hold them while I slapped Kimbo Slice around. When I dusted myself off, the bitch was gone.
Ooh ooh, I know, you forgot how to spell something. What do I win?
ReplyDeleteA month's su[ply of extenz?
Hahahaha, Troop, you learned how to link, and someone learned how to stuff the ballot box.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with Rockford.
Good for you, Troop. Actually when I read this, I thought to myself...self...look into that one of these days.
ReplyDeleteTHREAD HIJACK ALERT
ReplyDeleteJJ Putz took another loss in another choker at ShitiBank Park.
BWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH
And another thing, Troop, you need to come up with a way cool name to use when you refer to your wife, something cooler than the extremely lame and pathetic Instawife.
Love of my life might work
congratulations.
ReplyDeleteLast night I almost did a Somalian cabdriver. He is a musician and we listened to his music. He is playing in Toronto in a couple of weeks.
I asked him if he was a pirate and he wasn't so I was not as interested.
He gave me his music website www.hiiraan.com and his name Abdi Wahab A Naaji-how hot is that?
I have found that many cab drivers that pick up fags in the hood are willing to do a little jerky jerky.
The card he wrote his name and website on smells like a combination of falfafel and epyptian musk.
ReplyDeletethank you.
I detect a hint of smegma on the card as well.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
True story. When you walk the streets of Spanish Harlem you can smell the aroma of smegma in the air on a hot summer day.
ReplyDeletethank you.
"and someone learned how to stuff the ballot box."
ReplyDeleteShhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Do not give away secrets. Chicago will never be the same again.
I gotta learn that too.
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Troop.
ReplyDeleteKeep on truckin'!