The only thing that keeps me going while I am doing these fucking taxes is Black Coffee.
And Julie London of course.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
I know I just posted this in February, but fuck you I like it.
ReplyDeleteI have had 17 cups of coffee today.
We have one of these new machines that brews an individual cup and you don't have to clean the whole pot and stuff.
ReplyDeleteThat's not good for old trooper. I don't know if you noticed but he can get kinda complusive. Wait I need another cup.
ReplyDeleteDo you put sugar in your coffee?
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteIf damned Fox hadn't pulled off "Futurama" from YouTube, I'd have the perfect clip.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say 283 cups of coffee to go.
Blake, do you mean 83 cups of coffee to go?
ReplyDeleteWe have one of these new machines that brews an individual cup and you don't have to clean the whole pot and stuff.
ReplyDeleteI have an old machine that does that. You just sit it on your coffee cup. But you have to like your coffee strong.
If you are having 17 cups of coffee, wouldn't it be better to get one of those caterer's urns?
ReplyDeleteYou must be pissing quite a bit today.
ReplyDeleteNothing like a nice hot coffee piss.
I never liked the taste of coffee.
ReplyDeleteCould you do my taxes Troop?
Who's taxes are you doing?
I don't know how to make coffee.
ReplyDeleteI just farted.
My balls kind of smell right now. I like to stick my hands down the front of my sweats when my balls sweat and put my hands up to my nose real fast to smell the pungy yet somewhat satisfying smell.
thank you for allowing me to be so honest with all of you.
I wish I was really limber and could just stick my nose down there and smell. That would be nice and I would welcome that little indulgence.
ReplyDeleteI have a friend who is really limber and can suck his own hog.
Sweaty Balls...
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Pointy Tits...
4 things that make the world a very special place.
If you are ever feeling down just think that there are sweaty balls and pointy tits.
Trooper try this one...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.viddler.com/explore/darealmoflight/videos/1/
Titus first told us he doesn't like onions. Now he tells us he doesn't like coffee. Titus, being a homo is the least of your sins.
ReplyDeleteYou're cranky lately, Trooper!
ReplyDeleteHopefully, when I get back from my cruise you'll be happy again. Does that happen after the 15th?
*waves at ricpic*
ReplyDeleteTrooper's cranky cause he hasn't had his coffee.
ReplyDeleteYa see guys? Darce still loves me. ;^)
ReplyDeleteOh, I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.
ReplyDelete(hee hee)
Again wid da Abba?!
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure there's a disco clause in the Geneva convention.
Darcy's actually still part of ABBA...no, really.
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