Get into this tub now! I want to scrub you! You can not escape! You dirty dirty boy!
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Yay! Will German be spoken here now? :)
ReplyDeleteNein!
ReplyDeleteThat is "dirty, dirty" man m'am.
ReplyDeleteTrey
Darchen:
ReplyDeleteDu, Du liegst mir im Herzen,
Du, Du liegst mir im Sinn,
Du, Du machst mir kein' Schmerzen, weißt Du wie glücklich ich bin?
In Heaven there is no beer,
ReplyDeleteThat's why we drink it here,
And when we're gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer.
In Heaven there is no wine,
Let's drink til we all feel fine,
And when, it comes our time,
All our friends will be drinking all our wine.
In Heaven there is no drink,
At least, that's what we think,
And when, we go ka-plink,
All our friends will be drinking all our drinkIn Heaven there is no beer,
That's why, we drink it here,
And when, we're gone from here,
All our friends will be drinking all our beer.
In Heaven there is no beer,
Let's stay, and drink it here,
And when, our friends aren't here,
We will be drinking all their beer.
"In Heaven There is No Beer Polka"
Aww...chickenlittle! So sweet. :)
ReplyDeleteIn Germany, Specter would have requested a pistol, for personal reasons. That would have at least been honorable.
ReplyDeleteSimon, you answered your own question with the honorable part.
ReplyDeleteThe length is correct, the color, not so much.
ReplyDeleteIs it true what theysay about you people?
Yes, it is.
Or, for an alternate view:
ReplyDeleteThere'll be lots of drinking in heaven
Smoking and eating and sex
What you didn't do
In this life bad for you
Will be totally cool in the next
In heaven, there'll be beer for breakfast
For lunch it's sambuca and wine
The gazpacho with dinner
Is made with paint thinner
And the morning hereafter feels fine
I love pre-nazi Germany. It is so decadent and gay and fabulous.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Cabaret my friend.
Money, Money, Money.
I was in Berlin last year and it is really really gay.
I was in Amsterdam too and it is very gay too. Also, lots of bicycles. And muzzies. Now if I could find a religious fanantic muzzie that has gay tendencies but feels very guilty about it I would be in heaven. Nothing better than having sex with someone that feels regret and guilt. Love that. Also, if they are wearing a sheet it is an added benefit.
I did an Iranian cab driver last week and it was ok but he was a little too westernized.
ReplyDeleteI was like can't you pray to the koran after we did it or something?
Dietrich seems so OLD.
ReplyDeletePuts me in mind of this:
Als ich ein jung’ Geselle war
nahm ich ein steinalt Weib.
ich hat sie kaum drei Tage, Ti-Ta-Tage,
da hatt’s mich schon gereut,
da hatt’s mich schon gereut.
The rest is a grim little tale about how he murdered her and married a young one.
I just love those cheery German folksongs.
I like blue collar dark guys that are dumb.
ReplyDeleteI do not have any interest to guys simlar to me. Professional, white, make good money, are well educated, and have a fabulous loft. That's gross.
Give me some uneducated, dumb, dark colored, maybe who doesn't speak english well, any time of the day.
It makes things so much easier. And the sex is great!!!!
Now I am really horny.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the variety of brown and black guys in this country is improving daily.
I really have a smorgasboard to choose from.
That's why I am all for more immigration-please.
Titus, you are one sick motherfucker.
ReplyDeleteHey Titus, did you notice how much Marlene looks like Madonna in this photo?
ReplyDeleteTroop, I would think it would be how much Madonna looks like Marlene.
ReplyDeleteTrey