You have to see this to believe it. Melissa and Joan River go batshit crazy. The best reality clip of the year. Of any year.
"YOU ARE A POKER PLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I WANT MY STUFF NOW... I WANT MY PURSE....I WANT EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!"
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Joan used 'Hitler' again! Insulting Brandi's tits? Those two must have been sensing a sale at Bloomy's or something and had to bail!
ReplyDeleteStay classy, Joan, stay classy.
ReplyDeleteAnd for God's sake, titrate the meds.
I watched this last night, and it really was off the wall.
ReplyDelete"You are a POKER player! I know your type from playing in Vegas for umpty(?) years! You have blood on your money, and only first names!"
Something tells me Joan hasn't been booked in Vegas recently.
To my mind the funniest part was watching them get onto the elevator. Melissa had the soft cast on her foot which made her run like a penguin, and Joan was head down trucking like Groucho Marx!
Penny, you nailed it!
ReplyDelete"Say the secret woid, and some goy will come down!"
This is what happens to people who have more plastic surgery than sex.
ReplyDeleteShe didn't say "Poker player," she said "POKAH PLAYA"...Pokah! This was amazing. And I'm using "Whore Pit Viper" for my next insult when someone pisses me off.
ReplyDeleteWhore pit viper? What is a wore pit? Is it where you throw the whores or throw the johns?
ReplyDeleteI love listening to Joan in the clip, it is a perfect example of someone who will not let logic, accuracy, truth, or consistency get in the way of her bitching.
You have to admire someone who will give up any scintilla of executive functioning to go into a real emotional gooey mass like that.
Trey