Generally, I'm an annoying person leading a boring life. Does it help to confess that, because I happen to be doing a load of wash containing the colors I donned today, I just stripped them off & threw them in the machine, and therefore am now commenting naked?
Jason: ... in which load, no doubt, she included one of those "delicates" mesh bags, filled with undies & other unmentionables along with a small braided remnant of her hair, kept as a keepsake from the sale of the bulk of it.
I love how the electric cord is plugged into the ground right where water could spill on it, if you had say... something wet.
ReplyDeleteThere's an O. Henry-type story in this, I'm certain.
ReplyDeleteTrooper, you have achieved hepness. You haven't arrived at the Hepness-Hall-of-Fame level yet.
ReplyDeleteThat only comes at the end of your hepness career.
Generally, I'm an annoying person leading a boring life. Does it help to confess that, because I happen to be doing a load of wash containing the colors I donned today, I just stripped them off & threw them in the machine, and therefore am now commenting naked?
ReplyDeleteOh, probably not.
Just trying on a new zeitgeist. What'd'y'all think?
ReplyDeleteThat last comment was actually serious. On more than one level.
ReplyDeleteThere's an O. Henry-type story in this, I'm certain.
ReplyDeleteI can see it now: a man sells his antique watch to buy combs for his wife's beautiful hair... while she dies doing laundry.
Jason: ... in which load, no doubt, she included one of those "delicates" mesh bags, filled with undies & other unmentionables along with a small braided remnant of her hair, kept as a keepsake from the sale of the bulk of it.
ReplyDeleteAnd reader_iam is commenting BUCK NEKKIDI kid you not. Oh! Such geist in the zeit!
ReplyDeleteHoly naked housewifes Batman!
ReplyDeleteI hope Bravo does The Housewifes of Iowa next.
Those Jersey broads are too annoying.