"Hey where's the bathtub, I am ready for my photo?"
"I don't know Hoss."
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
He can use my bathtub... and my bed if he's sleepy.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was tragic when he died at the hands of his son: Artery Blocker.
ReplyDeleteWha? Still too early?
It's getting too humid to take a bath. Better to take a quick, cool shower or a run through the sprinkler.
ReplyDeleteIn other words, bathtubs are so winter. Get with the program, Trooper.
Cowboys...They don't need much, but they do need wide open spaces, a hat, a worthy horse, a trusted gun and a gosh darned bathtub!
ReplyDeleteNonsense. Real men bathe in creeks or rivers, or strip in the rain, or just don't bother.
ReplyDeleteLewis & Clarke, for example, weren't exploring for and mapping gosh-darned bathtubs.
I say: Screw revisionist history!
but reader why do you think
ReplyDeletedr livingston was looking for
the headwaters of the nile or
something if not to fill his
bathtub i mean haven t you
heard of white man s bathtub
If we startle him, do you think he'll drop his towel?
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