The story goes that Frank Zappa's son came home in tears because everyone was calling him Ahmet Vomit. He asked his father if he could change his name, and Frank said "Sure." When asked what he would like, Ahmet chose a more typical name. The next day in class he told hte teacher, and she told the class about the name change. "From now oh, Ahmet will change his name. What is your new name dear?" she asked. Ahmet smiled and answered "Rick."
Two seconds later a kid in the back of the class stood up and said "Rick the Dick."
The story goes that Frank Zappa's son came home in tears because everyone was calling him Ahmet Vomit. He asked his father if he could change his name, and Frank said "Sure." When asked what he would like, Ahmet chose a more typical name. The next day in class he told hte teacher, and she told the class about the name change. "From now oh, Ahmet will change his name. What is your new name dear?" she asked. Ahmet smiled and answered "Rick."
ReplyDeleteTwo seconds later a kid in the back of the class stood up and said "Rick the Dick."
He went back to Ahmet.
Trey
Your dad could have named you Sue.
ReplyDeleteOr Chastity.
Or Stanley Ann Dunham