Sunday, July 19, 2009

Hey I just went out for a pack of cigarettes!


"Hey what the fuck?"
"What's up sugar?"
"You can't take my picture. I mean I just passed this establishment. I thought you had cigarettes here."
"We do. And whores. Have a drink."
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22 comments:

  1. ricpicJuly 19, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Is that Kramer in the upper left scoping her out? That Kramer, what a card.

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  2. Trooper YorkJuly 19, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    Ricpic, I think that's your uncle Morty.

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  3. Trooper YorkJuly 19, 2009 at 7:57 PM

    He dug the shiska's.

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  4. ricpicJuly 19, 2009 at 8:00 PM

    That's a shiksa even the orthodox would dig. If they could.

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  5. RonJuly 19, 2009 at 8:44 PM

    First off, Weegee kicks ass! Just had to say it!

    Second, do the whores cum with menthol filters? Are there Chewing Whores? 'Just a pinch between yer cheek and yer gum'?

    Just askin'...

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  6. I'm Full of SoupJuly 19, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    That is one great body! Ummm Um Um Um Um Um.

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  7. Peter V. BellaJuly 19, 2009 at 10:11 PM

    Sometimes you feel like a whore. Sometimes you don't.

    I wonder what Reverend Ike would have to say about this.

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  8. Asante SamuelJuly 20, 2009 at 8:01 AM

    Hahahaha, Rev Ike, Box 1000, Boston massachussetts. What a great show he put on.

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  9. DarcyJuly 20, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Trooper, Henry Buck just posted a comment directed toward you and Palladian @ Althouse on the "Obama's lost me" thread. Thought you should know people are still missing you there.

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  10. dr killJuly 20, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Hahaha, I almost wish I had a blog so I could be deleted from the AA blogroll too when I stopped reading it two weeks before the election.

    Fuck all lawyers; who the fuck cares who lost whom? Jump from a bridge with a colleague under each arm.

    The above profane reference to solicitors does not refer to ChickenLittle.

    Turn up the Joan Jett - don't give a damn bout my bad reputation.

    And that is one smokin hot woman, in the European style.

    Serious Oscar G is my vote.

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  11. dr killJuly 20, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    Close examination seems to show a wedding band, too.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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  12. Trooper YorkJuly 20, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    Oh definite Oscar Gamble action my friend.

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  13. Trooper YorkJuly 20, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Thanks Darcy. I hope everyone who is commenting over there enjoys it but I find that I don't like the person I become when I start replying to what is the norm in conversation over there.

    Everything has it's season you know what I mean?

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  14. Trooper YorkJuly 20, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    And Palladian is most likely too busy pouring perfume on young Latinos to notice.

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  15. ricpicJuly 20, 2009 at 5:06 PM

    And let's not forget that those young latinos have a richness of experience - we're talkin' major league catchers - of young white males.

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  16. ricpicJuly 20, 2009 at 5:08 PM

    Oy. Beyond that of young white males.

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  17. Asante SamuelJuly 20, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    Dude, who dresses the barefoot contessa? They might need you to lay your healing hands on her.

    Wardrobe, not recipes, that is

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  18. chickelitJuly 20, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    From the Althouse thread:

    Jeremy said...
    Baron Ream Out - Wie schreiben Sie mit Ihrem kleinen Hahn in Ihrem Mund?
    7/20/09 11:54 AM

    Later on:

    Dr Weevil said...
    To judge by his 11:54am comment, Jeremy thinks we'll be impressed by an obscene German insult, but is too stupid to get it right, even with the help of on-line bilingual dictionaries. He asked someone "How can you write with a little chicken in your mouth?", as if there were something shameful about eating chicken. He obviously meant 'cock' as in penis, but the German word Hahn, though it means 'cock' as in male chicken, does not mean 'penis'    .

    I thought that was hilarious!

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  19. I'm Full of SoupJuly 20, 2009 at 7:12 PM

    Ummm Um Um Um Um Um.

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  20. I'm Full of SoupJuly 20, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Trooper said: "I don't like the person I become".

    So you just go to confession twice a week instead of once.

    I bet the priests fight over who gets to hear your confession. Heh.

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  21. DarcyJuly 20, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    I get that, Trooper. Just wanted you to know that you're missed over there. ;-)

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  22. dr killJuly 20, 2009 at 8:52 PM

    For chickenlittle-
    sometimes she's mean as an M-16 automatic

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