"Have you been thinking about me Trey?""You are often in my thoughts Selina. I wish you well."
"Yes but when do you think of me. Perhaps when you are shaving in the morning. Or when you having your first cup of coffee. Or perhaps....when you are in the bath. As you are soaping yourself with your loufa do you close your eyes and think about the Catwoman?"
"Please Selina no need to be vulgar."
"Why my dear no need to be Cat-tankerous! Ha,ha,ha,ha."
Loufa? Oh my goodness, I am not a loufa guy! Are you confusing me with Titus? No wait, he is not a loufa guy, he is a loaf guy.
ReplyDeleteCarry on.
Trey
Bill O'Reilly was the loofah guy. But, doofus that he often is, he got it wrong and called it 'falafel.'
ReplyDeleteAnd now I falafel.
Ruth Anne - I just sneezed out half a gulp of pretty good merlot, dammit!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
I thought it was a snifter, not a sneezer.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm, falafel.
ReplyDeleteTrey
And THIS is why I never fail to stop in at Troop's place.
ReplyDeleteI have a wide wide smile on right now, and I say that only because LOL and hahaha seem to be either out of vogue, in the first case, and a bit harsh in the second case.
Even on line laughter has become PC, fer cripes sake!
*slaps self with elbow*
I falafel my chair!
ReplyDeleteDamn elbow packs a punch anyone?
Eat it now, falafel later.
ReplyDeleteBut cat meat will do that to you.
I falafel. Must be the flew.
ReplyDeleteOnce you've falafeled there's nothing left but to couscous.
ReplyDeleteHey, what's all the hummus going on over here?
ReplyDeleteIt's Baba Booey eating his tabbouleh. The man is a boar!
ReplyDeleteOh geez, want to bet Titus will be checking this out.
Titus dropped us Penny. I think he wants to keep all the drama queens in one place.
ReplyDeleteSo to speak.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.