"Yes I had sex with Tiger Woods."
"But it wasn't just sex."
"He said he loved me."
"What we have is special."
"He is a real man. Not like Ken."
"I have to go now. If you have any questions, talk to my lawyer, Gloria Allred Barbie."
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Brooke?
ReplyDeleteHoly character assassination! Somebody needs to write the script for "The Tiger Sanction"
ReplyDeleteIt just goes to show, you can look like that alien from Close Encounters of the Third Kind and still score some prime tail as long as you have enough Benjamins.
ReplyDeleteOh and Trooper, I'm doing a write in for Matsuo Takahasha, better known as Arnold from Happy Days as my favorite Jap.
ReplyDeleteAs you were
Remember that Doll from the "Twilight Zone" that Hated Kojak? That was the Gloria Alfred Barbie Doll.
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