We are having a Bra and Panty sale this weekend at Lee Lee's Valise and I am all alone in the store this Saturday morning. My worker is late as usual and I let the wife take it easy on Saturday morning so she doesn't have to rush.
So I am selling all the bras and panties my own self.
It's a tough job but somebody has to do it.
What's a "here"? I didn't know that bras needed that.
ReplyDeleteProbably some sort of push-up thing.
Trooper -
ReplyDeleteAre you a certified installateur de soutien-gorge? Perhaps you have a little time before your wife shows up.
I told her I borrowed the long claw tool thing that Nelson in the bodega has to take stuff off the top shelf. I can hand the bras into the dressing room with it.
ReplyDeleteI love the Dutch word for bra: beha, a portmanteau derived from two words: buste halster.
ReplyDeleteBust holster- LOL! So teutonically descriptive and yet to the point--err, points. :)
Those are some nice undergarments.
ReplyDeleteIn my dream world, Cher and Chas show up for a fitting while you are single-handed at the store. So to speak.
ReplyDeleteAh, the lonely life of a Brooklyn Bra fitter.
ReplyDeleteNo wait. A better scenario would having Bella Abzug sashay in, demanding a personal fitting.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a challange to distinguish Bella Abzug from New York giants offensive line.
ReplyDeleteOh wait. Bella won an election.
I love a nice pair of tits.
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, we called her Bella Absurd.
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