Saturday, January 9, 2010

Why, why does he hate me so?


"I am sorry Miss Winters, but Michael H does not find you very attractive. I don't know why."

"Oh why, why does he hate me so?"

"I don't know, it has something to do with Jay Leno. I don't see why, your jaw isn't all that big."

"I know. But he doesn't have any idea about who I really am. I mean I was a great actress. And a fun date. Look! I can fit my whole fist in my mouth."

"Now that's Talent!"

"How do you think I stayed in the movies for fifty years. I had to put a lot of stuff in my mouth."

"Too much information Shelly, too much information."
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15 comments:

  1. Michael HazJanuary 9, 2010 at 8:22 PM

    Look at how dirty her hand is. Yuck-o. And the fingernails, dirt around the margins. Filthy.

    The germs!!1!! Think of the germs!!!1!!!

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  2. Michael HazJanuary 9, 2010 at 8:23 PM

    Plus, she's trying to pull Mickey Rooney out and lost her grip on his little foot.

    The Mick always went deeep.

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  3. Jason (the commenter)January 9, 2010 at 8:32 PM

    I just saw her in Who Slew Auntie Roo? (Exactly the person you expected to.) She kind of sucked.

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  4. Trooper YorkJanuary 9, 2010 at 8:35 PM

    Hey Jason, that's why she was a star.

    And she liked to get her hands dirty.

    She was an all around dirty girl.

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  5. Michael HazJanuary 9, 2010 at 8:36 PM

    Her plaintive wail is because another day has passed without an Andrew Sullivan column on which to dwell.

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  6. chickelitJanuary 9, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Things are not as they seem.

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  7. DaLawGiverJanuary 9, 2010 at 11:48 PM

    HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!

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  8. Asante SamuelJanuary 10, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Me and TY have something else in common. Got to listen to JETS fans for a week.
    For shizzle.

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  9. PennyJanuary 10, 2010 at 6:39 PM

    There's the "gentle weep", and then there's the "Tammy Faye".

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  10. Jason (the commenter)January 10, 2010 at 8:30 PM

    She's doing that whole fist-in-mouth thing wrong. You put your hand in your mouth first, THEN you make a fist.

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  11. chickelitJanuary 10, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    Did Shelly wear glasses later in life?

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  12. rcoceanJanuary 11, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    She was pretty good in "Poseidon Adventure" - plus her character dies.

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  13. chickelitJanuary 11, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    There's got to be a morning after.

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  14. dr killJanuary 12, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    If you keep hiding I'm going to begin worrying. Cowboy up, motherfucker.

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  15. PennyJanuary 12, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    "If you keep hiding I'm going to begin worrying. Cowboy up, motherfucker."

    No chit, dr kill!

    And just in case YOU think you have it bad if your pleas to Troop don't work?

    You just need to get out there with all the other plastic six gun, Trooper York posse.

    Me? I may need to conjur up Miss Kitty!

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