Hey congratulations to Garage Mahal. He finally got the tag he wanted!
Now he won't have to keep tinkering. We can leave that to the professionals. So to speak.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Tag 'em and bag 'em! Next!
ReplyDeleteGarage got his tag for using such sweet lovely prose too. I really didn't think ol' GM had that in him. But hey, tag's a tag and I've never heard of one being disqualified. Besides, I don't even have one of those trophies myself. A guy I used to know, chickenlittle, got an Althouse tag after he hung out here for a while. But I think those salad days are long gone.
Know what this bar needs? More women.
ReplyDeleteReal women, not the fakey ones that are just somebody's husband trolling around, pretending to be a woman.
The women who usually hang out here are doggone nice. Darcy, Beth, and probably a few I'm forgetting, are good people, interesting, funny and genuine.
It would be nice if they were here more often, and brought some friends along.
So whattya gotta do? Maybe clean the carpet, wash the windows, add a few chenille throws to start. And change the menu a bit. Less fat. Maybe some Cosmos or choco-tinis would help.
And Ladies Night, that would be good. Oh yeah, show figure skating and tennis on the big screen once in a while.
Just sayin'.
I'm with Haz.
ReplyDeleteWell not "with with", but you know what I mean.
NTTIAWWT
I think you have to be a special kind of woman to hang around here. Plus when I got in a dust up with you know who they chose the other side which is fine and dandy. When you are duking it out is good to know who your friends are.
ReplyDeletePlus you forgot Penny who posts all the time. People get busy and stuff so no harm no foul.
Trooper, do you think I chose another side?
ReplyDeleteI never did. I always stuck up for you at Althouse. Every single time.
Special is exactly right. That's what we've got.
ReplyDeleteSo for Valentines Day mebbe a few roses and a nice brunch.
And take down that banner from three years ago that says "Happy VD".
Darcy of course I don't include you. You are one of my biggest fans and I would never want you to think otherwise.
ReplyDeleteBut some others who will rename nameless (Freeman Hunt, knox, etc.) were pretty quick to jump out of the foxhole. Which is fine by me. My humor is not for everyone. People like you and Dust Bunny Queen and Penny make this blog a lot of fun.
That's all old news. I want to let bygones go screw themselves. The marvelous Bissage once said I was a "Love me or go fuck yourself kind of guy" of which I admit there is some truth too. I pride myself on having some self awareness and I do like to mix it up a lot. But I also bore very easily and it is too much effort to fight all the time. Especailly with the humor deficient.
I guess I am the kind of guy who doesn't like to be the teachers pet you know what I mean. I was always in trouble for one reason or another. I don't see any reason to stop now.
ReplyDeleteWhew. I'm glad. I read that all wrong. Thanks, Trooper. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you, Michael and El Pollo!
That's why we are glad that you like to hang around with the juvinile delquients Darcy.
ReplyDeleteJust make sure that you have your poodle skirt and your angora sweather.
And that's exactly why we love you, by the way.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Mr. H forgot Penny, TY.
ReplyDeleteWill do. Crinoline and all.
ReplyDeleteHey, I finally saw your store on that show! I'd recorded it and forgot about it. Very cool. The dumb lady didn't pick the cool dress she tried on in your store though!
ReplyDeleteWe will be one in two weeks on the friday show at 9pm. I think it will be Gina from St Louis who is about 4 feet 9 inches tall. That was very interesting.
ReplyDeleteI'll try to remember to record. I like the show.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if Michael H. forgot me or not, blake? If you are right, however, then he purposely set out to be rude, and that's not at all like him.
ReplyDeleteSo now I need to ask. Do you have a problem with me for some reason, Michael?
Nothin' sadder than a sock-puppet with holes in it.
ReplyDeleteNothin' sadder than a sock-puppet with holes in it.
ReplyDeleteDarn those Sox!
That't because "BOSTON SUCKS!!!!"
ReplyDeleteTeam Trooper here. Always.
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