Sunday, August 29, 2010

Summer Movies you don't want to see,


"Prom Night Massacre: Dan Reeves Raped and Murdered My Grandmother!"
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13 comments:

  1. chickelitAugust 29, 2010 at 7:34 PM

    OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link

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  2. ricpicAugust 29, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    My grandmother was raped by a cossack. Well...she called it rape.

    What a terrible thing to say. It was my great-grandmother.

    Cock and balls
    Cock and balls
    See how they run
    See how they run
    They all ran after the farmer's wife
    Who cut off the head with a carving knife
    Did you ever see such a sight in your life
    As cock and balls

    I'm channeling Titus. It's late summer madness.
    Or the terrible memory of dreading school.
    Or something.

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  3. chickelitAugust 29, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    Aiden: Hold the ballcock.

    Carrie: Huh?

    (she takes hold of the mechanism IN THE TOILET that Aiden was talking about).

    Aiden: It's fixed.

    Carrie: Our last words to each other can't be 'ballcock.'
    ____________

    Is that Titus enough for you?

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  4. Jason (the commenter)August 29, 2010 at 9:31 PM

    OT, but Michael_Haz was paging you earlier on Twitter: link

    That's a summer movie I really don't want to see!

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  5. The DudeAugust 29, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    The Real Chicken - well, you did mention toilet parts, so you almost channeled Tidy Bowl Titus.

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  6. Ritmo Re-AnimatedAugust 30, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    O Trooper, what gives?

    Could you not find an Althousian who'd fit a summer movie title inspired by this Sorry I Missed Your Party blog post/entry?

    I mean, I don't know, but August 18th looks like a hell of a party to miss - at least to me it does. It's like you just skipped over it and went right to the entry on the 25th. Don't you make me lower my respect for this crowd, man.

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  7. johnSeptember 1, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Ritmo,

    Isn't that a photo of the backside of some well-known Razorback in his shit-kickin' college days?

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  8. johnSeptember 1, 2010 at 9:48 PM

    Wasn't the greatest of all summer movies originally named "Willy's", but they had to change the name to "Porky's due to threats from the governor's office?

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  9. johnSeptember 1, 2010 at 9:54 PM

    I think the whereabout's of lucky old son has finally been determined.

    Thanks for the pointer, Ritmo.

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  10. chickelitSeptember 2, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    present

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  11. chickelitSeptember 2, 2010 at 4:58 PM

    I could tell a story about that photo but I'm just afraid that nobody would laugh.

    Some things go unloved. link.

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  12. Ritmo Re-AnimatedSeptember 2, 2010 at 6:25 PM

    If by Razorback you mean the Arkansan who happened to leave "presidue", "Arkansauce" or "the campaign trail" on one of his interns dresses, I think the guy in the photo was skinnier and had shorter hair.

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  13. johnSeptember 2, 2010 at 11:53 PM

    Then I guess we can agree that wasn't Hillary on the bottom.

    She is blond tho.

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