Monday, November 15, 2010

But Mom I like you best.


"Hello Partridge's. I would like you to meet my niece."

"Yeah nice to meet you. You know you seem very familar. You look like an angel. Mom who's that girl?"

"I don't know and stop staring at my tits. I am your mother for God's sake you pervert!"
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15 comments:

  1. TitusNovember 15, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    I love tits and I love it when women wear outfits the make their tits look pointy/

    Pointy tits are my fav.

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  2. chickelitNovember 15, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    I once dated a girl who looked a lot like Susan Dey. She was from your neck of the woods. Most everything I know about New York and L.I. I learned from her.

    She really made my day if you know what I mean.

    Just a warning. Tread lightly. I'm watching closely.

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  3. Trooper YorkNovember 16, 2010 at 11:48 AM

    She is not Susan Dey. She is much, much hotter than Susan Dey and is hot to this very day. She starred in one of the most popular TV shows of the 1970's.

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  4. chickelitNovember 16, 2010 at 1:30 PM

    Well then, I guess I'll just hold onto all those great soul-baring stories about my Susan Dey look alike.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 16, 2010 at 1:33 PM

    Ask Charlie, he knows.

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  6. BrianNovember 16, 2010 at 2:04 PM

    Well from the hint "angel," I'm going to a take a stab, though I'm probably wrong. It's not Jaclyn Smith, is it?

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  7. TitusNovember 16, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    Sometimes I feel a nice pair of tits are just sitting there to be felt up.

    Is that wrong?

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  8. ricpicNovember 16, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    The hottest woman in that picture by a country mile is Shirley Jones who was incredibly unbelievably hot in Elmer Gantry and made me cream my pants in the dark theater so no one knew and which Titus, that know nothing homo, only does for hog.

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  9. johnNovember 16, 2010 at 9:14 PM

    ricpic -

    The scene is in the brothel, she is wearing only a slip, cut just so damned low on her breasts. Then when the strap slides off her shoulder... only some perverse antigravity magic keeps it from sliding down around her knees.

    The sighs, the sighs.

    Yea, I recall that scene.

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  10. TitusNovember 16, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    I loved shirley in Oklahoma.

    I creamed my pants when she did a perfect split leap.

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  11. TitusNovember 16, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    All this tit and pussy talk is making me cream my pants right now.

    How about you guys?

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  12. TitusNovember 17, 2010 at 2:01 AM

    How about a pic of Candy's Canyon-you know the one where you got banned on Althouse.

    Now give us some Candy Mary.

    We are all friends here.

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  13. TitusNovember 17, 2010 at 2:02 AM

    I want a wide open pussy shot of Candy too where you can see her tonsils.

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  14. Trooper YorkNovember 17, 2010 at 12:34 PM

    That is indeed a very young Jacklyn Smith.

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  15. blakeNovember 20, 2010 at 3:16 PM

    The sexiest angel!

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