"Do you want to play with my ball?"
"I know that you do."
"I mean I can't even wear my old uniform but I can sell it to you."
"You see I can't be who I was because I am no longer who I am. Or something like that."
"Would you like to buy my red stockings? You can make a puppet."
Heh heh. Greatest player ever in the Hall of Shame.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that Steve Martin?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I really don't know shit from shinola when it comes to baseball.
ReplyDeleteChickelit: He's known as 'Charlie Hustle' to many. Switch-hitter, head-first slider and all-around hard-working ball-player.
ReplyDeleteI know Troop's gonna' do something with that.
I know baseball stats like you wouldn't believe.
ReplyDeleteAlso, football, and basketball.
I know, weird, huh. Fags aren't supposed to know that.
Hi Ruth Anne! Happy New Year! I was in Ripon the other weekend and Green Lake-beautiful hamlets.
I left Wisconsin to go to college out east but I always wondered...which is better Lawrence or Ripon?
ReplyDeleteHi Meade. Big Hugs.
ReplyDeleteWhen are you taking me to L'Etoile? I heard it is over though now.
What is the most fab restaurant in Madison?
I went to Louisiannes (sp) in Middleton and it was very good but give me The Mariners Inn (very old school and the fag son who owns it was a classmate of mine) any time.
Smokys is very old school and delish as well.
I left Wisconsin to go to college out east but I always wondered...which is better Lawrence or Ripon?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it obvious what Ripon is not?
Hiya, Titus!
ReplyDeleteTo me, Ripon will always be superior to Lawrence. It is the oldest football rivalry in Wisconsin. [You probably knew.]
Ripon is the birthplace of the Republican Party, though some Michiganders disagree with that.
And it's my alma mater.
Did you go to the Heidel House?
Smokys is very old school and delish as well.
ReplyDeleteYes Smokey's Supper Club on University Avenue is very good and very old school. Great steaks IIRC.
Isn't the The Mariner's Inn now the "Naut-i-gal"?
ReplyDeleteAnd just like that, the Great Flounce Off.2 ends, not with a bang or a whimper.
ReplyDeleteI went to Louisiannes (sp) in Middleton...
ReplyDeleteIs that the one in the basement on Hubbard Ave?
If I were going back to the Mad City any time soon I would eat at Smokey's and then pick up a sixer or a bottle of something at the Party Port liquour store.
ReplyDeleteThe Von Rutenbergs own three restaurants: Nau Ti Gal-cheapest; Mariner's Inn-most expensive; and CapnBills-they are the only three restaurants on the lake other than The Edgewater. Each son owns a restaurant. Two ex UW football players and one Mo.
ReplyDeleteI did go to the Heidel House with my parents and loved it. It was amazing and beautiful. I was shocked how expensive the different restaurants were up there. I was told it was quite a bit of Chicago money.
Smokey's hash browns. YUMMMMM.
It China a green hat marks a man who has had an affair on his wife. Never wear a Packer Hat at a Chinese Restaurant.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
Roger that, chickelit. As you know, I'm all about potatoes these days. Where are the best frites? Brasserie V, I do believe, but I'm always open to new ideas.
ReplyDeleteTitus, I don't care about your reneged dinner invitations. You owe me a real apology for what you said about, what you called, my "son in law."
A genuine apology.
Each son owns a restaurant.
ReplyDeleteKinda like the Gargano brothers in Madison: Gino's, Peppino's and I forget the other.
they are the only three restaurants on the lake other than The Edgewater.
ReplyDeleteI never ate at the Swankwater. I heard it was supposed to be good.
@Meade: I don't really know about frites in Madison. The best frites I ever had in my life were in Amsterdam.
But here's something I would try: there's a Swiss specialy called "Roesti" (pronounced rosh-tee). I'll bet you could find them in New Glarus.
@Meade: They look like hash browns but they're better: link
ReplyDelete@Meade: A common Swiss combo is Schitzel mit pommes (steak and fries) abbreviated "Schnipo."
ReplyDeleteMmmm. Hungry now.
Schitzel mit pommes
ReplyDeletelol. Titus could appreciate that. That's "Schnitzel mit pommes"
Those all look great, chickelit. I'm also going give relleno de papas a try.
ReplyDeleteMeade, to be honest with you I have no idea why I need to apologize to you about you son in law.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember what I posted 5 minutes ago.
You people are amazing. You link (which I don't even know how to) from postings years ago. Your memories on all this shit is incredible.
But in 2011 I am trying to get to know, really know, my fellow commenters. My goal is to listen more and comment less...but it's hard, really hard, and hot and wet.
Peppinos is gone chick.
ReplyDeleteThe Rutenburgs' changed their name to "Von" Rutenburg. I remember because it was a big deal when I was in high school.
ReplyDeleteHow pretentious is that.
The son I graduated with was a big fag but wouldn't look at me because I was a bigger fag and he didn't want anyone to think he was a fag by associating with me.
Also, I was #1 in my class academically and he was 4 and it pissed him off.
I know, it is hard to believe that I achieved academically but I studied my ass off and read like you woudn't believe in order to escape the nightmare of being a fag in a small town in America in the late 80's.
Group Hug.
Titus is truly a retarded son of a bitch. He has no idea that the reason Meade wrote "son in law" is because Ann's sons are not his sons in law.
ReplyDeleteBeyond his self-puffery, preening and tenuous grasp regarding the proper use of the English language, he is truly an insufferable buffoon, a narcissistic, materialistic one trick pony. Keep writing Titus, you only reveal what a shallow mother fucker you are.
Pete Rose was as great a player as Ty Cobb and as dirty. What's this balderdash that ballplayers should be clean cut?!
ReplyDeleteI luvya Titus, even with that cottage cheese ass. That's how forgiving (you might even say ecumenical*) I am.
ReplyDelete* I don't know what ecumenical means either but it's fun to say.
Sixty I have no idea what you are talking about but I love ya to death.
ReplyDeleteIs Son In Law bad?
I don't know and don't care much.
Thanks Ricpic
Sixty you sound angry. Don't be angry, life is too short.
ReplyDeleteJust be happy you are here today.
Special Hugs.
How does Meade or any other second marriage mate refer to their new spouses children?
ReplyDeleteI am fucking serious.
you have a step son, when you are married to one of his parents. You have a son in law when they are married to your daughter.
ReplyDeleteOK, i looked it up. step son, is that right?
Please don' hate.
@Titus: I believe that Meade has a daughter. If she were to marry, her husband would be Meade's son-in-law.
ReplyDeleteBut if Meade's daughter married a woman (NTTAWWT) Meade would have a daughter and a daughter-in-law.
Now let's suppose that Meade had a son; his son's wife would also be a daughter-in-law, but so would his daughter's wife.
Now let's further suppose that Meade had a son. Further suppose that Meade's son married another man. Meade would have a son and a son-in-law, but they would only be "in-law" in state like MA.
Confusing no? This is one reason that conservatives don't like same-sex marriage. It complicates the language.
Titus is a phony from top to bottom.
ReplyDelete@Meade said...
ReplyDeleteTitus is a phony from top to bottom.
Somethings he says (or doesn't say) just reenforce my opinions about how elite schools select these days.
And, just to be accurate, I don't think Titus has fucked his mother, he has only admitted fondling her. So the proper term is mother fondler.
ReplyDeleteSo, in addition to not reading what others write, Titus also pays no attention to what he himself writes. Fascinating. Or, at least, it's a handy excuse for ignoring the shit he spews here on a daily basis.
@Titus: It doesn't sound like 60 Grit is angry, just not a tad abrasive.
ReplyDeleteAre you accustomed to a finer grade?
Coarse, baby, coarse!
ReplyDeleteMeade I am only a top, please do not use bottom in a sentence about me.
ReplyDeleteNow give me a big special hug you big lug.
I am making cds for my mommy now.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that cute?
She loves Glen Miller stuff.
I don't touch my mom's boobs. That is disgusting. I said she sends me videos of women on rollercoasters who's boobs bounce up and down and to and fro.
I like the word fro.
You cannot remember what you have written, so either you were lying about fondling your mother's breasts then or are lying about it now. Just as you lie about your sexual preference then admit to taking it up the ass. Titus, you are a total phony.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Oh, baby! That's more like 30 Grit.
ReplyDeleteEven steel wool feels itchy against wood.
ReplyDeleteTitus can't win!
Hey, what do you get when you cross an Eskimo porn star with a Bloomberg sanitation honcho?
ReplyDeleteWhen have I ever admitted to taking it up the ass?
ReplyDeleteHey, what do you get when you cross an Eskimo porn star with a Bloomberg sanitation honcho?
ReplyDeleteA Union Jack of London and New York?
I'm cornfused again Meade.
TMI Titus
ReplyDeleteA lewd Aleut...but I don't know the rest..
ReplyDeletechickelit,
ReplyDeleteWhen you cross an Eskimo porn star with a Bloomberg sanitation honcho you get:
a snowblower that won't work.
Hi Ruth Anne! A for effort!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious Mead. I do believe we have bonded over your comedy.
ReplyDeleteToday is a great day.
Make it special!
Hugs and Love and Kisses,
Sixty Grit said...Or, at least, it's a handy excuse for ignoring the shit he spews here on a daily basis.
ReplyDeleteTitus just abuses what "comes in handy."
That's make take on the situation.
whoops! "my take" not "make take"
ReplyDeleteI blew that one!
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ReplyDeleteWow. I haven't seen Meade and Ruth Anne together in the same place for years.
ReplyDeleteThis is a happy day.
a snowblower that won't work.
ReplyDeleteWhy does most everything funny have to be so suggestive?
When gays call each other they use the homophone.
ReplyDeleteLarry D. Gardener said...
ReplyDeleteWhen gays call each other they use the homophone.
You want a lecture about HOMOs and LUMOs?
Chickelit: He's known as 'Charlie Hustle' to many. Switch-hitter, head-first slider and all-around hard-working ball-player.
ReplyDeleteThanks Ruth Anne. I really thought that was a photo of Steve Martin. What a boob.