Would you people look at that fucking beautiful face?
The eyes are so kind and trusting.
God I love clumbers.
The clumbers are completely docile and loving and trusting. BUT they are very reserved initially. You have to gain their trust before they pinch a loaf in front of you.
I want to have like 100 of them and hoard them and then end up on Hoarding Animals on the Animal Planet.
You think women feel inadequate when they see that chick in Total Recall with three breasts?
ReplyDeleteDang. Those have to be some soggy balls, there. Not sure I'd wanna play with those.
ReplyDeleteBut thanks for the thought, Troop!
Darcy was amused. ;-)
Memo to self: Keep balls dry or Darcy won't play with them.
ReplyDeleteSchweddy balls. Now those are funny.
ReplyDeleteIs it proper to mention on this thread about balls that I can hack it?
ReplyDeleteJust as long as you don't talk about whacking it. Just sayn'
ReplyDeleteI think Blake is amused!
ReplyDeleteROFL, Michael. Schweddy. Not to be confused with Swedish!
That Darcy woman is interesting.
ReplyDelete"Just Visiting"
ReplyDeleteOh man, I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be someone busting balls.
ReplyDeleteI could introduce her to my mama.
ReplyDeleteI have to turn off the laptop now. Someone's coming. Bye. Rye.
ReplyDelete*does awkward turtle signal*
ReplyDeleteIn answer to Blake's question: No. :)
I wish I could publish a readers guide but it wouldn't be right.
ReplyDeleteBut I paticularly liked that "someone is coming" line.
ReplyDeleteThat made me laugh. Hee.
The "Bye, Rye" was a bit of a shit-eater giveaway.
ReplyDeleteThat's a lot of balls in the mouth. But at least there are no ticks.
ReplyDeleteOh, there ain't no bugs on me, on me.
There ain't no bugs on me
There may be bugs on some of you mugs
But there ain't no bugs on me.
Oh there ain't no flies on me, on me.
There ain't no flies on me.
There may be flies on some of you guys
But there ain't no flies on me.
My rare clumbers can do that.
ReplyDeleteIsn't that a beautiful animal.
They are very oral.
Would you people look at that fucking beautiful face?
ReplyDeleteThe eyes are so kind and trusting.
God I love clumbers.
The clumbers are completely docile and loving and trusting. BUT they are very reserved initially. You have to gain their trust before they pinch a loaf in front of you.
I want to have like 100 of them and hoard them and then end up on Hoarding Animals on the Animal Planet.