
Yogi had lost it all. He had gone from being a
respected cartoon character, movie star and mayor of
Jellystone Park to a homeless
derelict looking for sex in the parks
men's room like a cut rate George Michael. So if you are traveling to a national park and a bear strikes a wide stance next to you at the urinal......beware of Yogi Bear. (Joseph
Barbera. Hey There, It’s Yogi Bear The E True Hollywood Story of Yogi Bear)
It's in the water....Bearwhiz beer.
ReplyDeleteThe Paws that Refreshes
ReplyDelete"It's in the water" - hence the phrase, hung like a bear.
ReplyDeleteWell, Yogi has never been the same since Boo Boo died of AIDS.
ReplyDelete"Wide stance", eh?
ReplyDeleteI LIKE that, Yogi!
But what the hell are you doing, peeing in a urinal?
Get out in the woods for cripes sake.