
Today would have been my Uncle Hermans 152 birthday.
I loved how he used to cuddle with me when I was feeling blue. He would take me in his arms and snuggle with me and let me tweek the bolts in his neck.
Then he would tweak my teenage nipples. And other things.
With his long green tongue.
It was the best of times.
Fred was a Gweiner
ReplyDeleteHe had Carolyn Jones, fercryinoutloud! Wait--Yvonne De Carlo?
ReplyDeleteNever could keep those two straight.
Never could keep those two straight.
ReplyDeleteConnie Hines beats both!
I always had a block with the "Bewitched" and the "I Dream of Jeannie" theme songs. Hum one and then the other! I think they share the same first two notes.
Then he would tweak my teenage nipples. And other things.
ReplyDeleteAt least he didn't have a nipple belt like that sicko Ed Gwein.
tits.
ReplyDeleteTitus has mono.
ReplyDeleteI thought he had homo.
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
You can't catch it you know.
@Troop: You ever been to the Big Island?
ReplyDeleteI'm going there week after next.
No, only Oahu and Maui.
ReplyDeleteBut I am sure it will be lots of fun.
I can't wait to get back there.
We talk about it all the time.
I need to get me some Hawaii shirts for the trip. Are they cheaper over there?
ReplyDeleteYeah. Go to Costco. Your costco card from the states works just fine.
ReplyDeleteYou know it's Adrienne Barbeau's birthday today.
ReplyDeleteTim said...
ReplyDeleteYou know it's Adrienne Barbeau's birthday today.
That calls for a tribute blogfather!
Pat Priestly, is that her name, is 74 years old?
ReplyDeleteHow's that make all you feel?
Her tits are still supposed to be perky though.