Friday, June 3, 2011

Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.



Mr. Wu: Bak Wai Lo Me... Cocksucka.
Al Swearengen: Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word. So who is this that is talking about our girl? [Swearengen gestures back and forth to Wu's drawing]
Mr. Wu: HO! RHINO COCKSUCKA! [Wu produces a bag of letters by politicians and pundits]
Al Swearengen: [Swearengen again motions back and forth to Wu and Wu's drawing] Who did that? King and the gimp in the wheelchair that don’t want her to run.
Mr. Wu: Rhino Cocksucka... YOU! SWIDGEN!
Al Swearengen: Me? What about me. I don’t care what they say. Noboby cares what they say. Even they don’t care what they say.
Mr. Wu: Rhino Cocksucka...
Al Swearengen: Those stupid TV cocksuckers? Who the fuck cares?
Mr. Wu: Wu...
Al Swearengen: [Swearengen is completely exasperated] Who, you ignorant fuckin' chink?
Mr. Wu: WU?
Al Swearengen: WHO? WHO? Who started the fuckin' rukus in the thoroughfare?
Mr. Wu: COCKSUCKA!
Al Swearengen: Oh Katie Couric. Well be that as may be. You can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.

10 comments:

Sixty Grit said...

Just started watching Deadwood last weekend. My vocabulary took a big hit after watching all 86 episodes of The Sopranos, but Deadwood seems to be a one note samba by comparison, so I will probably be okay.

chickelit said...

You talkin' about elections or erection here?

Hah-so, you are surprise I speak your language...you see, I was educated in your country at...UCRA!

Trooper York said...

Sixty you will love it.

It is one of the most true to life shows you will ever see.

The fight in season three between Dan and the Captain is one of the truest representation of what a real fight looks like that you will ever see. Enjoy my friend.

chickelit said...

Trooper: We're still enjoying "The Wire." Were getting into Season 3 tonight...

chickelit said...

One day it may be illegal to link or imbed a YouTube video like I just did here.

blake said...

Yes!!

That's what this election season needs: More Swidgen!

Sixty Grit said...

Thanks, Troop. The odd thing about Netflix is that they send only two episodes of DW per disc. Madmen - three, four, no problem. Weeds, five, six - whoa, dude, I totally spaced how many there were on there. Sopranos - three minimum, sometimes four. Deadwood - two. It is going to be a long time before I get to the fight.

ricpic said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: DON'T WATCH THAT FIGHT unless you wanna have nightmares for a month.

Sixty Grit said...

Thanks for the warning - I'll keep the fast forward button within reach - WHENEVER THAT EPISODE GETS HERE THANKS A LOT NETFLIX!!!

Trooper York said...

That fight scene is what Sarah is gonna do to the Jug Eared Jesus.