Friday, June 3, 2011
Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh.
Mr. Wu: Bak Wai Lo Me... Cocksucka.
Al Swearengen: Yeah, glad I taught you that fuckin' word. So who is this that is talking about our girl? [Swearengen gestures back and forth to Wu's drawing]
Mr. Wu: HO! RHINO COCKSUCKA! [Wu produces a bag of letters by politicians and pundits]
Al Swearengen: [Swearengen again motions back and forth to Wu and Wu's drawing] Who did that? King and the gimp in the wheelchair that don’t want her to run.
Mr. Wu: Rhino Cocksucka... YOU! SWIDGEN!
Al Swearengen: Me? What about me. I don’t care what they say. Noboby cares what they say. Even they don’t care what they say.
Mr. Wu: Rhino Cocksucka...
Al Swearengen: Those stupid TV cocksuckers? Who the fuck cares?
Mr. Wu: Wu...
Al Swearengen: [Swearengen is completely exasperated] Who, you ignorant fuckin' chink?
Mr. Wu: WU?
Al Swearengen: WHO? WHO? Who started the fuckin' rukus in the thoroughfare?
Mr. Wu: COCKSUCKA!
Al Swearengen: Oh Katie Couric. Well be that as may be. You can't cut the throat of every cocksucker whose character it would improve.