Thursday, July 21, 2011

Hey let's go to the Titty Bar!


They serve much more than just milk. Just sayn'
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24 comments:

  1. edutcherJuly 21, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    But the spigots for milk are the best ones.

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  2. chickelitJuly 21, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    Problem is, most of those drinks are high in colostrum and "raise" the blood pressure.

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  3. reader_iamJuly 21, 2011 at 9:04 PM

    I love that! Too fun.

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  4. chickelitJuly 21, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    But is it called "Got Milk?" or "Got Wood?"

    *waves to RIA*

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  5. MamaMJuly 21, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    Kiddie Cocktails
    and
    Adult Entertainment,
    all in one
    venue.

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  6. MamaMJuly 21, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Barquetry

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  7. reader_iamJuly 21, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    But is it called "Got Milk?" or "Got Wood?"

    It's a mosaic, no? Which by definition is supposed to fit together, whatever pattern.

    *waves back at chick, with a kiss sent from the arc*

    When it doesn't, the art of parquet it ain't.

    *waves at MamaM, with an old wink*

    ---

    This is a fun post, Troop. And not just because it's amusing.

    A wave to you, too.

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  8. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 12:22 AM

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  9. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    MamaM says "Barquetry"

    Reader_iam says "parkay"

    But I know better! It's butter!

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  10. reader_iamJuly 22, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    It's sorta all, I'd say.

    In other words, kinda creamy.

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  11. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    In other words, kinda creamy.

    Dair-eye say.. this thread lacts Ruth Anne? :)

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  12. ndspinelliJuly 22, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    My old man had a friend who drank scotch and milk.

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  13. TitusJuly 22, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    My dad has stir sticks with a profile of a women with and her age.

    20-tits are perky
    25-still perky
    35-start to sag
    40-saggier
    50-disgustingly saggy

    The stir sticks also have the nipple on them.

    I sometimes enjoy touching the stir stick nipple when no one is looking.

    thank you

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  14. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    I sometimes enjoy touching the stir stick nipple when no one is looking.

    Ethics is about doing the right thing when no one is looking.

    You are an ethical man, Titus.

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  15. TitusJuly 22, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    If you titty fucked that bar you could get a bad sliver. Do you guys like titty fucking and the shooting in the women's face? Do women like it?

    Sliver is a weird word.

    tits that hang
    Ring The Bell!
    Ring The Bell!
    Freedom
    Release The Tit.
    No
    More
    Constraints.
    Bra off.
    tits happy, relaxed, natural
    Freedom.
    tits.

    thank you so much.

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  16. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    @Titus: There's a chain of convenience stores in the Midwest called Loaf'N Jug. The name reminds me of your favorite fetishes.

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  17. TitusJuly 22, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Chick, so thoughtful to think of me.

    They have employment openings too!

    I would love answering the phone, "hello loaf and jug this is titus, how are your tits"?

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  18. MamaMJuly 22, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    Slivered Tumescence!

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  19. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    MamaM said...
    Slivered Tumescence!

    Long Dong Sliver?

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  20. chickelitJuly 22, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    Sliver me Timber?

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  21. MamaMJuly 22, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    Clumberland Farms is what comes to MamaM's mind when she thinks of Titus waiting and waiting down on the farm for the final stir of the ol' Swizzle Stick to take place.

    In the meantime, why not hatch up a Permanently Leaving Goodbye extravaganza and order some Boob Cubes. No nips, but they supposedly fit all cup sizes, creating the ultimate opportunity to say "tits" to everyone while passing out drinks.

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  22. TitusJuly 23, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    You are hilarious MamaM.

    I am not staying at the farm.

    And no kidding my mother is in Norway on vacation this week and so it is just Dad and I.

    I go there everyday, make him dindin, endure him yelling at me and then go to bed.

    Mom will be back Friday. She is Norwegian and has some relatives there. She is going to see a bunch of fjords too.

    One of the fjords is shaped like a tit with a nipple and everything.

    Love the titcubes.

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  23. reader_iamJuly 23, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    There's a chain of convenience stores in the Midwest called Loaf'N Jug.

    There also a regional chain in the Midwest called Kum & Go.

    The first time DH and I saw that, we damn near ran off the road. To this day, every time I think of that day, I can't help laughing--though not nearly as helplessly and heartily as we did that day, once the double-take shock wore off.

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  24. reader_iamJuly 23, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Also, may I share something else? DH just reminded me that he'd told me years ago of his experiencing decades ago a place in Florida called "Mugs & Jugs." It was intended to refer to coffee in the morning and beer in the evening.

    That said.

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