Laura Bush's Diary

So I was hanging around with George the other day watching the TV and waiting for the Real Housewives of New York reunion to come on. I love those nasty bitches yelling and screaming at each other. It reminds me of the old days at Kennebunkport before that bug eyed twat Barbara went senile. I mean she is still a mean and nasty low down bitch but her mind is addled and she doesn’t make any sense. Sort of like Kelly don’t you know?

Anyhoo they break in with a bulletin. And don’t you know it? Amy Winehouse is dead. Oh my God that’s terrible. We are big fans of Amy Winehouse. In fact just last Halloween W dressed up like Amy for the costume party at the club. He got a beehive wig and some pearls and smeared powdered sugar all over his nose. He sang “They tried to get to rehab and I said no, no, no.” He was the hit of the party. Well except for Karl Rove who dressed up like Helen Thomas. Damn that was some scary shit. Especially when he started beating up that Jewish fella with his high heeled shoes.

So we are really sad at the Ranch that Amy is gone. I wouldn’t be right for W to dress up as her next year.

Maybe he can go as Sarah Palin. And his mother can be the dead moose.

Here’s hoping.