Saturday, July 9, 2011

"That's it.....enough"


"THAT'S IT. STOP FOLLOWING ME. DON'T MAKE ME USE THE KOREAN CAMEL TOE ON YOU BUSTER!"

40 comments:

  1. I would like to rip her bathing suit off and see her tits and shaved cooch flailing in the wind.

    tits.

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  2. Titus, she is a woman, therefore her genitalia won't "flail" in the wind. You must be thinking about your cross-dressing friends. The more you carry on about women the more clueless you appear. Stick to your loaves and hogs - the things you know and love the best.

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  3. No hot haoles on the new and improved Hawaii Five-O. How come I'm not turned on by oriental quim that has nothing but icewater in its veins and especially for haoles? I guess I just haven't "grown" enough to join this glorious age in its celebration of white death.

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  4. "No, Bre'r Fox, don't throw me into that briar patch!"

    Er. As it were.

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  5. Titus is thinking of peaking in on his 90 year old grandmother..a cooch that old does hang low..like a sweet chariot.

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  6. Thanks for the laugh Ndspinelli.

    Sweet is a lovely way to describe a such a chariot.

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  7. ndspinner - he was "peaking" at his grandmother? He admits to fondling his mother's breasts, but this is the first I have heard that Titus has an orgasm while looking at his grandmother. Nothing would surprise me with that freak, however.

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  8. Assume the position as it were.

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  9. Sweet is a lovely way to describe a such a chariot.

    I object on the grounds of "Chariots of Fire" which sounds like a venereal disease.

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  10. Many are the fiery rides such chariots provide in the span of a lifetime, sometimes arriving in whirlwinds, often coming to carry everyone home.

    MamaM considers the thought-prints Titus leaves behind another wonder to behold.

    The act of flailing is rooted in flail: a manual threshing device consisting of a long wooden handle or staff and a shorter, free-swinging stick attached to its end.

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  11. MamaM considers the thought-prints Titus leaves behind another wonder to behold.

    Speaking of Titus, here are some thoughts of poop and etymology for you: link.

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  12. Many are the fiery rides such chariots provide in the span of a lifetime, sometimes arriving in whirlwinds, often coming to carry everyone home.

    In olden times we all (unless Caesar-born) arrived via chariot. From a previous "arrival" in a chariot.

    (infinite regression, mirror in a mirror, turtles all the way down)

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  13. What about the pics in dirty magazines where women's clit hangs down a little?

    Can't that clit flail just a little?

    And my grandmothers are both dead and I never saw them nude-that is just wrong and completely inappropriate.

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  14. I don't have any cross dressing friends either.

    I don't know any cross dressers.

    They are kind of gross and I hate "Trans" being identified with the dykes and fags. Get your own club trannies or what I like to call "shims".

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  15. @Jason: That photo of you makes you look a lot older. The white halo behind your head and the shiny reflection combine to look like snow white hair with a severely receded hairline. Of course clicking on the avatar reveals this is not really so.

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  16. The line
    Between
    Just wrong
    And come
    Pleat ill
    Lee in
    A pro
    Prey ate
    Is fine
    In deed.

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  17. So?

    MamaM prefers which of the two?

    Wrong, or inappropriate?

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  18. Pick one.

    Then tell us all "Why"?

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  19. But WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!

    Looky there, Nelly!

    Troop says that's it's.....""Enough""

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  20. "Enough!...That's IT!", he said.

    She "turned." Then "turned again and again". One way, then another.

    Finally, he noticed her toes.

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  21. What's inappropriate MamaM--Titisian thought prints?

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  22. I mean, do you want tunas with good taste or tunas that taste good?

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  23. MamaM is stealing my poetry creativity!


    Wahhhhhhh!


    Puss, puss, puss.

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  24. The goods were flailing in the wind!

    Is
    a
    rise
    from
    Pen
    Knee
    and
    Tit
    Us
    a
    too
    fer?

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  25. After years of searching, Titus finds the Fine Line: And my grandmothers are both dead and I never saw them nude-that is just wrong and completely inappropriate.

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  26. Jason, if you won't listen to me listen to chicken. The new avatar has to go! Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

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  27. Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

    Agree with ricpic here. The old avi was a stylized visage that reminded me of an old Soviet Workers poster or something. The new one is too expressive and "sensitive." It reminds me of Bob Keeshan. :)

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  28. @MamaM: I'm still confused. Do you consider Titus's comment a flailure?

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  29. For some reason the guy in that photo reminds me of the Hoff.

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  30. Do you consider Titus's comment a flailure?

    Yes, but virtuel flailure would have involved more peaking. Thankfully, he stopped short.

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  31. I went to the gym today, as I do everyday.

    I walked into the locker room, I don't shower at the gym, just take a piss, and there were 4 little frenchy boys-I am guessing around 4-5 running around naked. I was like is there any father here? All of sudden frenchy dad come out of the sauna and he had an erection. It was totally weird and disturbing

    Those euros are way too inhibited for me.

    Have some class and good judgment will ya Eurotrash.

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  32. It was totally weird and disturbing.

    Perhaps waves of enemating fabulousness provided the wind for this potent frenchman's flail.

    MamaM's waiting for necrophilia to follow little naked french quadruplets as the next hot topic.

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  33. ricpic: The new avatar has to go! Bring back the heroic Jason who gave us courage.

    chickenlittle: The new one is too expressive and "sensitive." It reminds me of Bob Keeshan. :)

    It's the new emo-Jason.

    None of you understand me!

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  34. MamaM's waiting for necrophilia to follow little naked french quadruplets as the next hot topic.

    Wouldn't coprophilia be more likely?

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  35. I think @Darcysport likes it, Jason!

    I should probably stop flashing my cock on twitter.

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  36. I should probably stop flashing my cock on twitter.

    Good idea. At first I thought you were trying to be a groan up version of me.

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  37. MamaM I have my limits dear woman.

    Nothing underage, no grandmothers or relatives and nothing more fab than myself.

    I also need to be the one pursued. No pursing here, mate. I can't and I won't pursue anything under any circumstances because then all will be lost.

    Don't you understand?

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  38. I want to be desired. And I can't nor shant desire anything.

    Because it is all about me. At all times.

    My Indian Uk Husband just called and he arrived in Chennai for a very important meeting. Chennai is not nearly as fab as Bangalore. It is very hot and many mosquitoes. We did land there on our way to Darjeeling but I told him I would not depart because of mosquitoes and malaria.

    And we are meeting in Mexico mid August. I can't wait because he loves me and I love him very much.

    AND I have been faithful!!!

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  39. God, I am so much fabulous than the rest of you Americans.

    Complaining about Obama and the debt ceiling and Murdoch taping everyone's phone and all that shit.

    For us Ex-Pat's we all just titter and go on with our next international venture.

    But we still love you, really we do.

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