"What are you wrapping up Hazel?"
"It's a present for ricpic."
"I thought he was dating that whore Molly Picon?"
"Oh they aren't serious. I just made up a nice jar of gefilte fish. You know the way to man's heart is through his stomach."
"Really? I thought it was through his cock? I know that's what Molly thinks."
All I know is that Molly confided in me that Wilt Chamberlain's shlong was gross. So much for the never going back myth.
ReplyDelete"Gross" means "big" in German, ricpic.
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