"I thought you might like a xerox copy of my va-jay-jay while you were on your mission. Please don't be mad.""I not mad Jeanie I am just disappointed."
"Why is that Major?"
'Because you shaved. Now I will be talking about this for the next forty years."
All three are wearing white shoes!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Did I miss some news?
ReplyDeleteOr is Hagman really Iron Rails?