Thursday, October 20, 2011

Holy Titus Batman!

"Look I don't want to go in there. Those women might be naked. And Robin is too young to be exposed to that. And I am too grossed out. You go in Batgirl."
"You really are a fanook. Chief O'Mara said you were light in the Bat loafers but I didn't believe it. And one more thing."
"Yes Batgirl?"
"Stop staring at Robins Tits you perv. Jeez. Where can a girl go to get felt up around here. I better give the Green Hornets chink a call. He is a horny little fuck."

9 comments:

  1. Holy Suction Batgirl Bliss!

    According to Titus' theory of happiness pneumatic
    A feel-up would not be sufficient;
    Anything less than drainage would be problematic
    In achieving the state of hog spent.

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  2. Batgirl was a hottie. She should have gone on Star Trek and taken on the crew of the Enterprise.

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  3. Batgirl was a hottie

    To each his own. I still think that Catwoman made Batgirl look prepubescent.

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  4. I loved that Kitt woman.

    That song where she sung like a cat made me horny.

    And these postings are very not gay friendly.

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  5. @ricpic: According to Titus, hog spent is worth two in the bush.

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  6. (amended)

    @ricpic: According to Titus, a hog spent is worth two in the bush.

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  7. two what in the bush???

    two pokes
    two spent hogs
    two phone calls
    two wishes
    two stinky loaves
    two wild animals
    two foreign guys hollering Papi?

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  8. (twice amended)

    @ricpic: According to Titus, a hog spent in hand is worth two in the bush.

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