"Well Professor Everett I thank you for engaging my services."
"I must say that I have my doubts. I thought I should be in the Big Valley."
"Well stop by my room later and I will be happy to show you a big valley. And a couple of Grand Tetons for the nonce."
"Cheerio."
"No sorry guvenor but my Cheerio is long gone. But we can still have fun in the Big Valley."
"Oh Nanny Figallilly I love you."
"Of course you do silly man."
She's very fetching.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there will be time for a little spelunking
ReplyDeleteGeorge Bush's personal assistant for 8 years, who lives in my building, is having sex while not married.
ReplyDeleteThe whore cums out of his loft at all hours of the night.
What kind of family values is that?
He also got into Harvard Business School while not having an undergrad degree.
ReplyDeleteAffirmative Action!
Her hair looks like Edward Scissorhands when she leaves the place.
ReplyDeleteWhich leads me to believe there is some hardcore sex going on.
George Bush's personal assistant for 8 years, who lives in my building, is having sex while not married.
ReplyDeleteAre the walls that thin?
I am just a traditional kind of person Chick.
ReplyDeleteDo you know the Nanny's husband is considerably younger than her.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell Caufield, who starred with Michelle whatsername in Grease 2.
I would do Maxwell.
Also, Grandpa Walton was a big fucking fag.
I am watching the movie The American and it just showed George Clooney's ass.
ReplyDeleteNot really impressive.
What did the director of The Walton's tell the Walton children/actors about Grandpa Walton?
ReplyDeleteDid they know he was a fudgepacker? That's how people accept the fags. They get to know one and think they are normal. They become brainwashed.
Also, Grandpa Walton was a big fucking fag.
ReplyDeleteI heard Gere had a thing for rodents in his butt.
I never got into Rodents up my ass.
ReplyDeleteOr anything up my ass.
I missed that meeting.
I tried a couple of times but I thought I was going to pinch a loaf on the guys hog.
Do you straighties like doing anal with women?
ReplyDeleteI heard most straighty men want anal with their women but the women say no.
At least that's what I hear on Howard Stern, who I love.
Titus, bring that issue up with the family at Thanksgiving. I am sure that will liven up the conversation.
ReplyDeleteIt might be a good idea to put the kiddie table in a completely separate room.
Titus wrote "I tried a couple of times but I thought I was going to pinch a loaf on the guys hog."
ReplyDeleteMake a note to yourself - you have been fucked up the ass. You admit it here, deny it elsewhere, you are a liar.
You should see if you have early onset dementia.
Your standard reply will be that you have "the prostate of a 15 year old", let the record state we don't care what's on the tip of your tongue.
Sixty, it never went all the way in.
ReplyDeleteI tried, but did not succeed.
But with you I may make an exception.
No thanks, Steve, I prefer to avoid diseased assholes such as yourself.
ReplyDeleteOK, Sixty.
ReplyDeletePeace.
What's "valley" -- a meataphor?
ReplyDeleteHappy Sunday Morning everyone.
ReplyDeleteI paticularly enjoyed reading this after I came home from Church this morning.
That's funny Troop.
ReplyDeleteTits.
Titus, I do not think he was joking. At least you do not think Sixty is going to off you anymore.
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