Vote for me.....Please......Sexy Pants!

"So why should I vote for you"

"I can make it worth your while? You must be lonely here on the frontier and all. Maybe you would like a little sugar?"

"I am not really interested. I tell you what. You can walk my rare clumber for a month. Oh and one more thing."

"What's that?"

"Let me try on your undies and your sexy pants."

"You are a freak aren't you."

"Who me? No I am a square. And very centered. In fact you can call me the center square."