Like everything else in life getting the support structure for bazooms right is a problem in the higher engineering. Luckily there are specialists with real knowledge like Lee Lee. Your job, since you have no real knowledge, is to steal the money necessary to give to your ill fitted and therefore uncooperative girlfriend to take down to Lee Lee's and be fitted properly so she's no longer uncomfortable and uncooperative and then and only then will you be comforted. It's all very complicated. Luckily sun's over the yardarm.
I don't get the logic, except I guess it could be proportion-based?
Surface to volume ratio, blake. Volume increases with cup size but the surface area lags proportionally. This is why larger breasts are intrinsically more bra-efficient.
But doesn't that presume (tautologically) that the scaling is being done proportionally? I mean, there's no physics that demands the sizing be done that way!
No, not from implants, just from around the nip, you know we all kind of have some little stitch marks around are nipples. Some are more pronounced and I believe that it hot.
Great bra fitting advice! Nothing worse than a bra too big in the band riding up your back, or a bra too small in the cups, whilst your cup floodith over.
Cute bras Mrs.Trooper, my mother used to lament there were no decent clothes made for women in larger sizes, so glad that's changed.
This is a good place to visit when one has insomnia, good reading:)
The well-endowed tapir video suggestion after this clip was also noteworthy.
ReplyDeleteBetween tits and the tapir, Titus might explode.
ReplyDeleteHelpful info, thanks Troop.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I didn't know cup size went up with the chest band size! I don't get the logic, except I guess it could be proportion-based?
ReplyDeleteSeriously, I didn't think guys needed to know anything more about bras than how they can be unsnapped with one hand.
ReplyDeleteTroop, your wife is awesome.
Thanks John. I thinks so too!
ReplyDeleteLike everything else in life getting the support structure for bazooms right is a problem in the higher engineering. Luckily there are specialists with real knowledge like Lee Lee. Your job, since you have no real knowledge, is to steal the money necessary to give to your ill fitted and therefore uncooperative girlfriend to take down to Lee Lee's and be fitted properly so she's no longer uncomfortable and uncooperative and then and only then will you be comforted. It's all very complicated. Luckily sun's over the yardarm.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the logic, except I guess it could be proportion-based?
ReplyDeleteSurface to volume ratio, blake. Volume increases with cup size but the surface area lags proportionally. This is why larger breasts are intrinsically more bra-efficient.
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ReplyDeleteBut doesn't that presume (tautologically) that the scaling is being done proportionally? I mean, there's no physics that demands the sizing be done that way!
That is, you could hold volume constant, as every woman indeed does when she chooses which clasp to clasp!
ReplyDeleteThat clip just made my blow my load.
ReplyDeletethanks.
tits.
What happened to white bras?
ReplyDeleteI like bras that are pointy or with the nipple cut out.
Also, they can't put their bras in a dryer? What a bummer.
I would like to have a job being a bra washer and caretaker.
I also enjoy tits without any bra.
ReplyDeleteJust hanging there naturally.
Nips erect, preferably in a little white tanky where you can see the nip color.
Maybe when she moves you can get a glimpse of the corona of the tit. See the stitch marks. Get a good look at the size of the busty wusty line.
Hopefully it is either really cold or really hot and they have goose bumps or are sweating big time.
tits.
See the stitch marks
ReplyDeleteStitch marks are a big turn off. Nobody wants to see where implants went in and got sewn up.
No, not from implants, just from around the nip, you know we all kind of have some little stitch marks around are nipples. Some are more pronounced and I believe that it hot.
ReplyDeletetits.
Your ears must have been burning.
ReplyDeletePS Mrs Troop says, "lenth", like somebody from Northeast Philly.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'.
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ReplyDeleteGreat bra fitting advice! Nothing worse than a bra too big in the band riding up your back, or a bra too small in the cups, whilst your cup floodith over.
ReplyDeleteCute bras Mrs.Trooper, my mother used to lament there were no decent clothes made for women in larger sizes, so glad that's changed.
This is a good place to visit when one has insomnia, good reading:)
Your bride could do much better than you.
ReplyDeleteHas she fitted you w/ a mansierre?
ReplyDeleteIt's called a "Bro."
ReplyDeleteAnd I only wear it on special holidays like Festivus.