Monday, November 21, 2011

The night the humor died!


Did you ever go to a place or have a friend who used to be fun but now is serious all the time. No laughs. No humor. No fun.

Just serious stuff 24/7. Politics. Death. Arguments.

Who would want to hang out with them. They bore the shit out of you.

I admit we yuk it up all the time here but we get serious every once in a while. But pretentious self-satisfied pomposity is enough to make you crazy. Or least flee and never talk to those people again.

Lighten up losers.
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34 comments:

  1. The DudeNovember 21, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    Zombie clowns are still funny, right?

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  2. ndspinelliNovember 21, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    My old man taught me to avoid humorless people.

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  3. chickelitNovember 21, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    Death of a Clown

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  4. Trooper YorkNovember 21, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    This friend of mine I ran into yesterday is so morose it isn't funny. All he wants to do is talk about Politics and OWS and Obama and stuff. Enough already. I mean you can chat for a while but not all the time.

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  5. chickelitNovember 21, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    All he wants to do is talk about Politics and OWS and Obama and stuff.

    Which side is he on so that we may prejudge him.

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  6. Trooper YorkNovember 21, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    Oh we was on our side but that doesn't make him any less boring.

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  7. TitusNovember 21, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    tits are more fun.

    tits.

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  8. TitusNovember 21, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    None of my friends talk about politics.

    It just has never been our thing.

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  9. The DudeNovember 21, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Titus, it must be difficult to talk when you have a dick in your mouth, eh?

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  10. windbagNovember 21, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    This seems to be the theme of the day. Somebody else was pointing out how we need to avoid people who are serious all the time earlier today. If I were paranoid, I would take it as a hint. But, seriously, I do need to lighten up.

    My favorite track from Joe Walsh's "But Seriously Folks" album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ru_jfmaJak&feature=related

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  11. windbagNovember 21, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Does smartass count toward humor?

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  12. Trooper YorkNovember 21, 2011 at 5:27 PM

    Yes it does.

    As does sarcasm, irony and cussedness.

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  13. blakeNovember 21, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    How about slapstick? Don't we all think it's hilarious when other people get hurt?

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  14. rcoceanNovember 21, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    You slip on a banana = tragedy

    Anyone else slips on a banana = comedy

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  15. rcoceanNovember 21, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Some times you can talk politics and be funny. Example: Ann Coulter.

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  16. Trooper YorkNovember 21, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    I know but I hear she really likes anal so we know she has a sense of humor. Just sayn'

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  17. Fred4PresNovember 21, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    I have a few friends who share my conservative libertine views who I can discuss politics with, but we mostly joke about it.

    I never discuss politics with friends who are liberals. What's the point?

    And to get back into funny, I was flipping channels during the Giants fiasco and found this gem that I had not seen before. Larry David is a dick, but this was a funny episode.

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  18. Fred4PresNovember 21, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    Trooper is of course referring to one of the best blog posts evah.

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  19. Fred4PresNovember 21, 2011 at 7:00 PM

    I give Larry David credit for making that topic funny.

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  20. TitusNovember 21, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    Pinching a loaf feels really good and it can be funny.

    We all pinch. It's something we all share.

    Isn't that nice?

    Loaf pinching.
    tits.

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  21. TitusNovember 21, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    When I have done blacks I have called them dirty niggers. They say you like this dirty nigger don't you.

    I also have called them pieces of shit and that I wish there was still slavery so I could own him.

    It's a turn on.

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  22. Fred4PresNovember 21, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Titus: So you are like the Palestinian chick in the Larry David clip? But since you say you are not a backdoor guy, doesn't it get are garbled because your mouth is full? So if you did an Israeli guy would you say "occupy this" and point to your mouth?

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  23. Fred4PresNovember 21, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    Cheer up.

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  24. TankNovember 22, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    Politics.

    Humor.

    Face it, if you can't laugh about this s***, you'd have to kill yourself.

    Not ready for that ... yet.

    Told my wife this morning that I previously thought we'd be dead before the riots in the streets.

    I was wrong.

    Har Har.

    Also, I picked the Jets and Eagles to be in the Superbowl.

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  25. The DudeNovember 22, 2011 at 9:44 AM

    The Superbowl of suck!

    But back to Titus' comments - which is prime evidence of why Human Resources is the least respected part of any corporation - they contribute nothing, cause great pain to others and don't even abide by their own dictates. What a bunch of hypocritical cocksuckers.

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  26. TitusNovember 22, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    I don't suck a cock either much. I just want to be serviced. I will touch it but that's about it.

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  27. The DudeNovember 22, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    So, as with being "a little bit pregnant" you are just a part time cocksucker. And only take it up the ass occasionally. And you pretend to like women.

    You really need treatment, you are one sick, confused motherfondler. I guess AIDS dementia will do that to an old queen.

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  28. chickelitNovember 22, 2011 at 10:37 AM

    Just serious stuff 24/7. Politics. Death. Arguments.

    Love it! I just stole it for my masthead.






    hips

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  29. TitusNovember 22, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    I am getting horny.

    Clouds.

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  30. Trooper YorkNovember 22, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    Jets and Eagles in the Superbowl?

    Dude I want some of whatever you are drinking!

    I think Frenchy Fuqua will have to talk about that this week.

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  31. TankNovember 22, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    Troop

    You got a blog post where you picked the Superbowl teams before the season started?

    Let's see it.

    I'd be happy to buy you a drink, but not if you're secretly Titus.

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  32. Trooper YorkNovember 22, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    I didn't actually Tank but I like the Giants and Patriots to replay their last contest. Just sayn'

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  33. Trooper YorkNovember 22, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    And I am smoking Arturo Fuente Opus Opus X.

    It makes me lightheaded. Just sayn'

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  34. TankNovember 22, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Giants and Pats.

    Oh yeah.

    That was one of the happiest days of my life. Watched at a friends house - his GF said, you gonna sit down - no, I don't think so.

    Giants and Pats. Damn, that was the most fun I've had outside the bedroom since "wide right."


    Just sayin.

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