Monday, December 12, 2011

Close up Santa is worse than Back Door Santa



I mean when you have to comb out his beard and stuff. Too much work. And steaming his coat. What's wrong with a plastic Santa that was made in Japan?






Where's that fucking Grimm guy when you need him?
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11 comments:

  1. chickelitDecember 12, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    Santa looks like a troll!

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  2. Trooper YorkDecember 12, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Dude eats like one too!

    All my freakin' cookies are gone.

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  3. blakeDecember 12, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    All that's left is an abandoned Girl Scout hat.

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  4. AnonymousDecember 12, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Did you say this Santa was made on Germany? I want one.

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  5. Jason (the commenter)December 12, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Wouldn't it be a lot more fun if you chopped off its head and replaced it with a potato?

    Just sayin'!

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  6. Jason (the commenter)December 12, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    I had a lot of fun with Barbie as a kid, let me tell you.

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  7. ShannaDecember 12, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    I think it's cute. I have been looking for a santa half heartedly for a few years, but can't find one I like.

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  8. Fred4PresDecember 12, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    He looks like Gandalf when he is going out and hitting Middle Earth Gay Bars.

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  9. Jason (the commenter)December 12, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    I went to a huge Christmas lights display this evening and it was all baby Jesus, no Santa. They had a televangelist playing and bible quotes everywhere.

    It was pretty amazing.

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  10. chickelitDecember 12, 2011 at 11:30 PM

    My plastic Santa is so old it's not made in Japan.

    Heirloom quality plastic Santa.

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  11. PennyDecember 13, 2011 at 2:38 AM

    "Where's that fucking Grimm guy when you need him?"

    Looking for his brother, of course.

    Ha ha

    Dude could write some "fairy tales".

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