Monday, December 12, 2011

Close up Santa is worse than Back Door Santa



I mean when you have to comb out his beard and stuff. Too much work. And steaming his coat. What's wrong with a plastic Santa that was made in Japan?






Where's that fucking Grimm guy when you need him?

11 comments:

  1. Dude eats like one too!

    All my freakin' cookies are gone.

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  2. All that's left is an abandoned Girl Scout hat.

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  3. Did you say this Santa was made on Germany? I want one.

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  4. Wouldn't it be a lot more fun if you chopped off its head and replaced it with a potato?

    Just sayin'!

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  5. I had a lot of fun with Barbie as a kid, let me tell you.

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  6. I think it's cute. I have been looking for a santa half heartedly for a few years, but can't find one I like.

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  7. He looks like Gandalf when he is going out and hitting Middle Earth Gay Bars.

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  8. I went to a huge Christmas lights display this evening and it was all baby Jesus, no Santa. They had a televangelist playing and bible quotes everywhere.

    It was pretty amazing.

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  9. My plastic Santa is so old it's not made in Japan.

    Heirloom quality plastic Santa.

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  10. "Where's that fucking Grimm guy when you need him?"

    Looking for his brother, of course.

    Ha ha

    Dude could write some "fairy tales".

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