Licking
Thank you for always
being my friend & licking
my rear end... of my face
and not chewing on
my favorite shoe lace.
You never sprayd me
with mace
when i violated
your personal space
Jordan Johnson
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Meanwhile over at Althouse's place...
ReplyDeleteYou can bitch all you want in her permanent bitch cafe.
Aw, Meade looks so cute when he does that.
ReplyDeleteWunderlicher!
ReplyDeleteSorry I could not resist. I went back to the Althouse blogger permanent comment thread and got inspired.
ReplyDeleteFred! Dude!
ReplyDeleteHow the heck did you find the Kim Kardashian sex tape?
what's asked; is that all?
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ReplyDeleteAs far as the Althouse blog goes,
ReplyDeleteLeck mir im arsch.
Hey is that cow me licking you, Trooper the Irish Setter? Did I decode it?
ReplyDeleteOr am I one of those people who makes everything about themselves?
@rcommal, your link got 404'd!
ReplyDelete@Allie: Bist Du licher?
ReplyDelete@chickenlittle:
ReplyDeleteYou caught it/got it! It did, indeed: here and also there.
You sharpie, you. ; )
Please do not call my commenters marking pens.
ReplyDeleteI might have to delete you!
Vielleicht.
ReplyDeleteLickable or not?
ReplyDeleteThere are no warning labels on Sharpie markers. However, that does not make them safe. To some, their smell is noxious, even after drying for several minutes. To others, the fumes from a Sharpie are enjoyable and are used to get high.
Magic markers, mimeograph ink, and Elmer's glue take me back.
ReplyDeleteNdspinelli reacts to Althouse's permanent bitch cafe.
ReplyDelete@Fred: you sure you're not confusing elephant with sycophant?
ReplyDeleteDepends warning needed on that video, bladder can't take it, laugh my anus off!
ReplyDeleteCaution actual EBL links: Wound licking.
ReplyDeleteThe link to the permanent bitch cafe.
Go there sparlingly, if at all, but for conveienence there are the links if you have to go.
Personally, I draw the line at licken chittle.
ReplyDeleteMeade slits his johnson once in awhile. That's the only way EBL will lick it..just for medical reasons, he can't show any enjoyment or it stops.
ReplyDeleteNot just crude, but gross. Like something J would write. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteI agree a bit graphic. ndspinnelli is a little bit scarred from his visits over there. Give him a chance to unwind.
ReplyDeleteWhen did you 2 dudes become prudes? This isn't even close to Titus worthy. If I used different names would it be acceptable to you? Then just imagine it w/ other names. Now..is it funny? If not, I can accept that. If it is..well then you need to unwind, not me.
ReplyDeleteI'm fighting over there. I'm not asking for anyone to join me. I understand totally where you folks are coming from and I respect that. But if I can't vent, w/ humor, w/ out a "shame, shame" well then grow a fucking pair or shut the fuck up! In case you haven't noticed, this place is being closely monitored. I don't need to be watching my back do I? Ever play team sports dudes?
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ReplyDeleteHey Spinelli, you are putting up a valiant fight for the truth of the matter. They won't ever admit to being what they are and you have seen so clearly, snobs.
ReplyDeleteThe blogpost about them being in a near fender bender with Althouse's Audi, was a good example of that snobbery. Where does Meade get that superior attitude, he was a grounds keeper, nothing wrong with that, but he seems to have forgotten his own humble beginnings, before riding his wife's coattails.
Ok , got that off my chest. Spinelli, you may be spinning your wheels over there, they will NEVER admit to being wrong.
December 8, 2011 8:08 PM
Allie, Thanks. I agree w/ much you Trooper, and others have said. As Trooper said, I'm a big boy. I just ask don't need hand wringers being all upset that I made a pretty innocuous joke by the standards here. I guess some still consider them royalty, I NEVER did.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy that blog still for the commenters although my favs are now here exclusively. And I enjoy the battle. If I get way out of line here I really do want someone to tell me. This was not way out of line. I said the same thing over there only in vague references to the 2 parties. It stood last time I checked w/o any admonitions. That says something don't you think?
And, Who the fuck is recommal?
ReplyDeleteSomeone who has every bit as much a right to express an opinion as you do. And if I'd wanted to use the words "shame, shame" I damn well would have. The fact that I didn't but you decided to reframe my observation in that way--well, as you put it: "That says something, don't you think?"
ReplyDeleteThat said, I'll be happy to ignore what you write and make no response. Happy?
ReplyDeleteNo, you compared me to J, that's much worse then "Shame shame, but I was going easy. Calling me J is tantamount to calling someone Hitler. Rcommal, You can indeed say what you wish. And I can tell you to go shit in your hat, which I did. This isn't EBL, there are real men and women here. And, jokes about sex are always ok.
ReplyDeletendspinnelli, I thought it was a bit crude, but I am no prude. It is just words and you are fighting the good fight. You are defnitely no J. That comment beyond the pale, but then again it is just words too.
ReplyDeleteThanks Fred, but calling me J are fighting[verbal fight] words. Being called crude I can accept but I'll still zing back if it's someone I don't know. Gross..often a compliment in my world. The J comment was unacceptable.
ReplyDeleteI do not want to elevate J above general mendoucheness. J is nothing. J is not funny and offensive. The combination is just annoying. I choose not to be around it.
ReplyDeleteYou are funny and while commenting on Meade mutilating his pecker so Ann could use it as a lollipop sort of put me off my feed, hey, she started it with wound licking.
Please do not call my commenters marking pens.
ReplyDeleteBut chickenlittle IS a sharpie, with flair, to boot! And he's been known to magically make his mark, as well you know, and so there.
I might have to delete you!
White-out (the kind designed specifically for pens) might be more on point. Just sayin'.
; )
Is this thread still alive?
ReplyDeleteIs it below the radar?
link
I love that song. It really clicks my Bic!
ReplyDeleteFrom Ann's Permanent Bitch Thread:
ReplyDeletecaplight said...
What I Learned Today From Althouse Blog
1. Ann is Evil.
2. Meade is her eunuch.
3. You are a sycophant if you appreciate Ann’s work running the blog.
4. You are a suck up if you agree with Ann’s opinions.
5. You are a fascist freedom-of-speech-hater if you wish somebody would just delete the more crazy J posts.
6. You are intolerant if you scroll past Carol Herman’s ramblings and fail to stop and mine the nuggets of wisdom that might, just might be found there every once in a while.
7. Ann is a capitalist pig for mentioning that she makes a couple of bucks when you order through the Althouse Amazon portal something that takes no effort on anybody’s part to do and they are free to disregard the suggestion.
8. Gratitude is in short supply for those who have gained a following from being a regular commenter on Ann’s blog, who despite sometimes incredible levels of rudeness on their part, she continues to carry on her blog roll.
12/7/11 6:03 PM