Thursday, December 15, 2011

Make up your own joke.


Just be smart. No names. Subtlety is best. You get the drift. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Just sayn'
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46 comments:

  1. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 15, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    You need a soft place to land sometimes. And friends who will not take advantage of you when you are all akimbo on the floor.

    Moo.

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  2. The DudeDecember 15, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    M**de, bring that cow in here - I want to suck on a teat!

    And bring the camera too - that would make a great picture for the blog to which no one goes anymore.

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  3. AnonymousDecember 15, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. Ogden Nash

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  4. rcommalDecember 15, 2011 at 10:01 PM

    Cow bells and cow mats: They mean different things to different people, and the differences shouldn't be confused.

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  5. Fred4PresDecember 15, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Sounds more like Dorothy Parker, but I believe you Allie.

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  6. rcommalDecember 15, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    The fact that they DO have different meanings to different people is not a problem, however. At least in and of itself.

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  7. Beta RubeDecember 15, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    She's just a little sleepy. It happens.

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  8. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 15, 2011 at 11:54 PM

    The EBL bitch thread is no more. Of course you can just post my EBL blog. Feel free to unload, like Titus pinching a loaf.

    Oh yeah, More Cowbell!

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  9. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 7:21 AM

    M**de, you're not as drunk as I am - go over to that other web site and do what I have never been willing to do - defend my honor!

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  10. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    M**de, my wine box is empty - bring me a sippican!

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  11. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 7:23 AM

    M**de, quit imitating Hasslehoff and crawl over here with that cheeseburger!

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  12. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    M**de, you are as illiterate in Italian as I am in English, now get over here and service me, you stronzo!

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  13. windbagDecember 16, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Ignore the whore on the floor. When she comes to, she'll do one of two things. Slip out the door in shame or jump up and storm about the place blaming everyone for her bad behavior. So, forgetaboutit and deal. Hey, pass me the pretzels, would you?

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  14. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    M**de, if you won't come in here, at least send the preacher!

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  15. cliff clavenDecember 16, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    anyone who knows my heifer wife can tell this is a photoshop. she cut herself on a broken bottle and now it's strictly box wine. paper cuts we can deal with.

    moo. i wanted to come up with my own sign off but ebl said it had to be moo. yes, dear.

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  16. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 10:21 AM

    M**de, stop deleting comments and come in here and delete my existential angst!

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  17. cliff clavenDecember 16, 2011 at 10:28 AM

    mr. grit, i will need to sharpen my sling blade to delete angst. some people call it a kaiser blade, i call it a sling blade.

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  18. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Whatever, Karl, but lawnboy is even more lame than EBL, if such a thing is possible.

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  19. cliff clavenDecember 16, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    ebl is not lame. she just twisted her hoof the other night.

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  20. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 16, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    Leave my lawn boy alone!

    Moo.

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  21. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    Lawn boy, is it wrong to laugh at her misfortune?

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  22. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    Yes, yes it is, I am truly sorry for her.

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  23. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 11:21 AM

    A twisted hoof because of a careless lawn boy, who didn't fill in the gopher holes is tragic.

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  24. cliff clavenDecember 16, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    sweetcakes ebl thanks for standing by my side.

    allie, ebl gets mad when we talk. lets keep it clinical. i think i have a hernia. i know you're a nurse. could you check? cough, cough, cough.

    thanks.

    allie. i hope ebl will not see this. she did hit a gopher hole the other night and that was my fault. but i didn't pour that 2 liter box of wine down her throat. she needs help. if she does see this there will be no dominatrix sex for a month.

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  25. AnonymousDecember 16, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Lawnboy, we can keep it on the downlow, I won't tell, it's only an examination, purely clinical.

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  26. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 11:54 AM

    To the slaughterhouse with EBL, and lawnboy needs to stop commenting to himself. Go back to being your other make believe character, Titus.

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  27. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 16, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Sixty Grit, I am going to guess you are not a Hindu.

    I always wanted to go to India, but with my flowing locks I suspect I would be a sweaty mess. So I am hanging in Madison.

    Come visit my blog you old curmudgeon! Just don't step in the field pies.

    And Trooper, you should put me on the blog roll.

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  28. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    I am not a Hindu, even though I Vishnu were there, but I am a woodworker, and EBL could provide a lot of glue from those big fat hooves.

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  29. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    M**de, drag me into the bathroom - I need to drop a comment, bad!

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  30. TTBurnettDecember 16, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Does "M**de" stand for "Merde?"

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  31. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 16, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    This is an abomination

    If you need glue Sixty there are plenty of horses that don't have homes. Just sayin.

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  32. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    M**de, get in here and clean up the floor - it looks cluttered from down here!

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  33. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    M**de stands for merde, sits for it, in fact, EBC shits all over him. It's almost as if he took a steamer all the way from Cleveland just to be shit on.

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  34. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Sixty Grit said...
    M**de stands for merde, sits for it, in fact, EBC shits all over him.

    If I translate that new, nastier acronym correctly, that's just physically impossible.

    Please rectify.

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  35. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    Just sayin', she ain't no lady.

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  36. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    M**de, go look at that other site - they were talkin' about bustin' balls over there and I know that means they were talkin' about me, because you don't have any!

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  37. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    @Sixty: It's getting hard to believe that you have that much animus towards the MeadHouse.

    Troop's comments are starting to look like an Iraqi honey pot, designed to draw and attract insurgents to the slaughter.

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  38. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Just bustin' their balls. Mocking them. A little humor between friends.

    Hi, Meade!

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  39. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    I'm not Meade. I'm just trying to keep things real.

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  40. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    CL, these are captions for the photo. I think we all know that the drunk in the picture is not the drunken EBC.

    I know you are not Meade - I was just sayin' hi to him because he is reading these. Bein' friendly and all.

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  41. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Carry on then.

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  42. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Nah, you're right - it's not good to pick on drunks or their drunken minions.

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  43. MamaMDecember 16, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    Troop's comments are starting to look like an Iraqi honey pot, designed to draw and attract insurgents to the slaughter.

    Hard to tell who the enemy is when they're not standing in a line and wearing read coats.

    For a "Make up your own joke" thread, this one has been pretty good, no matter which tree one stands behind.

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  44. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Just be smart. No names. Subtlety is best. You get the drift.

    @MamaM: Sorry, I forget the rules sometimes.

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  45. chickelitDecember 16, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Well if it's a caption contest, how about:

    "Assed Pout"

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  46. The DudeDecember 16, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    M**de, since you're at the computer, order me a hangover cure through our Amazon link!

    Sure, I said I was done, but like so many things on the internet, that wasn't true.

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