Marilyn's Diary

The Munsters weren't much for bathing. Grandpa always was afraid of the water. So he hadn't taken a shower for about 578 years. He always smelled vaguely of rosewater and Mexican busboys. Aunt Lily was also a vampire so she didn't perspire all that much. She didn't like to be in the water or even the feel of soap on her skin. She would just squirt herself with perfume to cover the smell of the undead. Unfortunately she preferred "Charlie" which really smelled bad. But it made it easy for me to shop for her for Christmas. And of course that little pervert Eddie always smelled of pee.

The only other Munster who liked the water and washing up was Uncle Herman. Well at least he liked washing up with me. I remember the first time he came into the bathroom when I was taking a bath. I was a little scared but I covered myself with bubbles. He reassured me and told me that I shouldn't be frightened. He offered to help me wash my back. He slowly and sensuously rubbed a sponge up and down my back. Starting from my shoulders.....then down my back ....past my shoulder blades.. down over my hips until he got to the slope of my buttocks.....where he tickled me a little as he slipped the sponge into the top of my back crack.....slowly moving it up and down .....until he reached down under the water and started rubbing my sopping wet vagi......errr.....he was very thorough.

I loved bath time with Uncle Herman. He helped my keep clean. It was a shame that we could never come clean. Well at least about our relationship.

You know what I mean?