Sexy Cows have a tough life

Elsie immediately became a big hit. Everyone loved her. Her face was on all the milk cartons and she didn't even have to be hidden in the basement of a Penn State Assistant coach. She made tons of personal appearances and was always on call to do the Jack Parr show when they couldn't get Hildegarde or Topo Giggio. She was the toast of the Worlds Fair and was photographed all around town. Jack Kennedy invited her to the White House and the rumor is he was obsessed with having sex with her teats in the White House pool. He had a bad back so they had to be careful when they had sex. Kennedy was famous for having his two secretaries Fiddle and Faddle get naked and have sex with him in the White House pool. They were a little freaked out about including a cow in their sex games but they knew that JFK was into bestiality since one of his favorite things was getting a rim job from Helen Thomas. So they would all splash around in the pool like a bunch of perverted otters as Fiddly and Faddle would hold Elsie's teats around JFK's tiny Irish member as he moved back and .....err it was pretty kinky.

With all that hdhouse made sure that Elsie had a pristine image. She was in the tabloids having milkshakes with Pat Boone and eating grilled cheese sandwiches at the Stage Deli with Chuck McCann after she had appeared on his show to tell all the boys and girls to drink their milk.

They even made a pilot where Elsie played a suburban matron with two young kids called "Leave it to Bovine" but they decided to go with a Beaver instead.

Elsie was very dissappointed.
(Got Milk, The E True Hollywood of Elsie the Cow)