Friday, December 23, 2011

What's the worst part about Christmas?


Having to watch a bootleg of the "Muppet Movie" with somebody talking in Chinese in the background as all the kids in the family are screaming and running around.

I think this guy shows his sclong in a movie. I hope it's not this one.
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27 comments:

  1. RonDecember 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    I'd take it. Nothing here for the holidays again....sadly.

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  2. ndspinelliDecember 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    I read Kermit makes Miss Piggy squeel like one in this flick.

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  3. The DudeDecember 23, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Kermit does full frontal?

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  4. chickelitDecember 23, 2011 at 10:33 AM

    A propos to nothing--just an old favorite: link.

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  5. ndspinelliDecember 23, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    No Kermit does a rear entry.

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  6. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 10:42 AM

    Actually Kermit has an extremely long tongue. He once won a contest for licking his own junk and beat out Gene Simmons and Ron Jeremy.

    It was very impressive.

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  7. ndspinelliDecember 23, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    So..Kermit could be in the living room and toss Titus' salad in the kitchen?

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  8. AllenSDecember 23, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    "What's the worst part about Christmas?"

    Well, for me, it's waking up on Christmas morning and not finding Christie Brinkley under the tree.

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  9. chickelitDecember 23, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Ron said...
    I'd take it. Nothing here for the holidays again....sadly.

    You shoulda gotten something in the mail from me. Perhaps enough for a night of glee.

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  10. DarcyDecember 23, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    Loved that movie he was in. :))

    Are we having a Christmas party here? With mistletoe and everything??

    I am a recurring theme. ;-)

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  11. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 23, 2011 at 2:11 PM

    Darcy! You are a lady! Troop has not even spiked the eggnog yet...or has he?

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  12. Original MikeDecember 23, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Here's something that should put Trooper in the holiday spirit.

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  13. DarcyDecember 23, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    Hi Mike!

    Happy holidays to you.

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  14. Original MikeDecember 23, 2011 at 2:50 PM

    And to you, too, Darcy!

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  15. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    Not being able to indulge in Christmas cookies this year (went gluten free). I did however make a cheesecake with artificial sweetener, flavored with Grand Marnier, drizzled with 90% dark chocolate , crust is crushed almonds. You would never know it had artificial sweetener in it.

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  16. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 23, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Why would Trooper York go see the Muppets movie?

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  17. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    I wouldn't go see it if my life depended on it. But one of the cousins has a bootleg copy that he is going to show and all the kids are all excited. But those Chinatown bootlegs always suck.

    Well except for the one we got of "Chinatown." That looked great. It was really weird.

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  18. AllenSDecember 23, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    I own the best Christmas movie of all time. It's Laurel and Hardy in March of the Wooden Soldiers".
    Let me read what it says on the cover: 70 minutes of musical extravaganza, gay with music...laughter and spectacle!

    Wait a minute, gay with music? WTF.

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  19. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    I think somebody snuck in a DVD of "Can't Stop the Music" by mistake.

    You need to bring that back to Blockbusters.

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  20. Evi L. BloggerladyDecember 23, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    I just realized (for the first time) that when I drag the mouse pointer over your images, it turns to a little hand. It can pick your noses. If I put it over your heads it is like a little Texas symbol (think of the Glee "L" or the Michigan mitten). If I put it to the site of your face it makes you look intospective.

    Sorry, that would get me deleted elsewhere sincew it is not directly Christmas related. But I am going to start drinking eggnog soon.

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  21. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    I know. You have to use it on some of those photo's with hot chicks. You can put that finger into some interesting places. Just sayn'

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  22. AllenSDecember 23, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    Ain't no Blockbusters where I live, buddy.

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  23. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    Not where I live either. I think they all went out of business. Nobody rents anymore. Everyone gets netflicks or movies on demand.

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  24. Trooper YorkDecember 23, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    Channel 11 would always play March of the Wooden Soldiers on Christmas Eve.
    Then they would put on the Yule log video and play Christmas carols all night long. You would leave it on in the background.

    Then at 11pm they would put on "The Honeymooners."

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  25. rcoceanDecember 23, 2011 at 5:11 PM

    Well, for me, it's waking up on Christmas morning and not finding Christie Brinkley under the tree.

    Ha. With me its Arianny Celeste, but the thought is the same.

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  26. AllenSDecember 23, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    If Chuck Norris wanted Arianny Celeste on his workout contraption he would have asked her. But, no, no he didn't.

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  27. blakeDecember 24, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    *votes for mistletoe*

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