Titus said...
I saw the recent Indian Jones movie and she has really gained weight.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Her tits were much larger than they were before.
tits.
tits dealing with snakes.
milky, large, supple tits.
tits.
Michaleen Flynn: No patty-fingers, if you please. The proprieties at all times. Hold on to your hats
Gimme the finger all you want, darlin, just let me undo that last toggle.
ReplyDeleteTitus was drunk when he made that comment.
ReplyDeleteIndian Jones is what he has.
Karen Allen was in the Indiana Jones movies.
The fact that a young Margot Kidder does not resemble an old Karen Allen seems reasonable to me.
When my now ex-wife was lactating her milky breasts were anything other than supple. Rock hard engorged milk ducts and glands, sure, but not supple.
So, I am guessing Tit(u)s was drunk on his ass when he wrote that mess.
Sixty, the condition you describe is no joke, painful as hell.
ReplyDeleteThat is usually resolved after the baby feeds regularly. The worst thing about nursing is the let down reflex, can be quite embarrassing and messy. It can happen when hearing a baby cry that's not even your own.
I was going to mention the let down, but figured this was a family blog.
ReplyDeleteNah, just kidding. I remember all of that very well even though my youngest will be 30 this year. Well, remember it as in I observed it.
I only brought it up because Tit(u)s was totally out there with his comment. I really shouldn't react - he has no idea what he wrote or what he was writing about.
I do think Titus has an infantile fixation on breasts, that's what nursing your kid till theyr'e 10 does.
ReplyDeleteJK Titus, not bashing your Mom;)
Until the colostrum stops and the milk production comes in full force, some women try standing in a hot shower. Others get their husbands to nurse and try to stimulate the milk production. The baby usually isn't up the task, since it's getting only the colostrum and not being rewarding with milk. Plus, its muscles aren't as strong.
ReplyDeleteI've learned far more than I ever cared to know about babies and gynecology over the years.
One reason women outlive men, it's only fair.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was Margot Kidder in the new Indiana Jones movie.
ReplyDeleteSixty you say everyone is drunk all the time.
ReplyDeletetits.
Nope, only you. Perhaps you have another explanation, but you certainly don't owe me one.
ReplyDeletethis is far too much information on lactating--but I try to keep up with things
ReplyDeleteRoger! So nice to see you here, was beginning to worry that no one had your email and we would never hear from you again, that would've been sad.
ReplyDeleteTurgid tits
ReplyDeleteBut the milk is strangely sweet.
And there for the asking. On Demand.
Which seems what Titus is rooting for.
I got my roid shot today in the stall with three other straight hot guys.
ReplyDeleteWe all pulled down our pants, we were alcohol swabbed and then stuck my nurse ratchet.
It was kind of hot.
I felt a strange straight butch connection with my fellow traveling roid dudes.
tits.
One of the hot straight guys pulled his pants down to get stuck by nurse ratchet and I saw his shaved hog.
ReplyDeleteI wanted to have my hand dangling by it and "mistakenly" brush up against it but that wouldn't be butch.
tits.
At least you're not sharing needles, Titus. Good on you.
ReplyDeleteIt'll be sad though if your nutsack shrivels up from the 'roids. You won't even be able to turkey baste an heir.
*peeks in*
ReplyDeleteThis place has sho gone crazy. :)
Hey, at least I don't make a habit of deleting.
ReplyDeleteDarcy wrote "This place has sho gone crazy. :)"
ReplyDeleteGone? Or simply remains. You make the call. ;^)
Are roids hemorhoids? If so TMI.
ReplyDeleteWe always have individually wrapped and sealed sticks.
ReplyDeletethanks.
Nurse Ratchet was really loud in the stall though. I was like everyone can hear you and she was like I have stuck half of them they don't give a shit. He was like, see, I swab my hands with alcohol and when you open the roid bottle you hear a "pop" which means it hasn't been opened and hasn't been manipulated. I was like ok, but the entire locker room doesn't need to hear it.
And then she drove the gym owner home-she's his girlfriend.
It's so Jersey Shore.
When I was bonding with my fellow traveling roids I was tempted to say, "hey wanna go out tonight and check out some chicks"?
ReplyDelete'roids as in steroids.
ReplyDeleteWe were talking about reliable information being hard to find on that other thread, and steroids is one of those things it's hard to find reliable info on. Too many peeps with an axe to grind.
o/~Too many people
Preaching practices
Don't let 'em tell you
What you wanna be~\o
I always got Karen Allen and Nancy Allen mixed up. One was married to Brian De Palma, I think.
ReplyDeleteBlake, I have done tons of research and know my roids.
ReplyDeleteI don't do them much.
Probably 4-5 cycles in my life, which is safe. Each cycle lasts 10 weeks, one prick a week. And my tits and abs, most importantly are perfectly sculpted and I can pump weight like crazy.
My testosterone is a little low (if you can believe it) so it is really no big shakes. I do winstral which is a "cutting" roid. I am more interested in being cut than mass.
Some older men are on testosterone replacement therapy like Androgel and Testim, because when you age you testy level tends to get lower. And who wants low testosterone.
When you get in danger is if you have habitually used them.
I have never developed small balls, zits, rage etc. Although traffic tends to freak me out a bit on them.
My gym is a real gym. 95% guys, 94% straight...and me.
ReplyDeleteAnd 5% Jersey Girls with large tits.
I love that.
No fancy ammenities at the gym.
Were real butch there and we want to get a pump and have a protein smoothie with creatine and get out. No shower jerky jerky.
I could never ever go to a gym with other gay guys. I kind of hate other gays guys. They are so fucking gay.
tits
Is Tom's head in the right place? What do you think Titus?
ReplyDeleteI think Titus could hit from both sides of the plate.
ReplyDeleteTestosterone levels seem to be dropping worldwide. It's not just everyone's imagination...
ReplyDeleteMaybe we humans will have to create massive sperm banks, to save the human race.
ReplyDeleteI'm ready to do my part, especially if the right ladies are willing to offer a hand.
ReplyDeleteAllie Oop said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe we humans will have to create massive sperm banks, to save the human race.
A bank that penilizes withdrawal.
I meant early withdrawal. Nobody wants to leave all the loot in the vault.
ReplyDeleteGotta keep the interest rate high enough to lure depositors.
ReplyDeleteI hear those banks' assets are highly liquid.
ReplyDeleteIt's balance between cash flow and cash on deposit.
ReplyDelete"Cash on hand" is lay person's term
ReplyDeleteWait...no--they've been frozen.
ReplyDeleteI'll just go along to Troopmo quietly now.
Didn't Troop used to keep track of these things? In a former life?
ReplyDelete"Impounded" is the technical term...
ReplyDelete...not "frozen"
ReplyDeleteThe rate of inflation is hard to beat, but some banks manage to pull it off.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone see the little people episode where they were in the infertility clinic and her hubby had to go make a donation, poor guy.
ReplyDeleteThis new avatar is the back of my daughter's wedding gown, that's me taking the pic.
It's a lovely dress! You must be getting very excited.
ReplyDeleteYes I am! This is the daughter from Madison, I believe I've said before, but the wedding will at Olin Park, the historic Pavillion, with a beautiful view of the Capitol across Lake Monona.
ReplyDeleteHope there won't be any protests :)
I might be tempted to go across the lake and join them, JK.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes get text message from people that I assume I have done in the past but have no idea who they are.
ReplyDeleteToday I got one from someone who said he was thinking of me because he is taking a class in Boston every Wednesday and would love to see me again because the last time was so hot. He ended with Go Pats!
It really could be anyone.
tits.
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ReplyDeleteIt was a 978 area code which means suburbs far away.
ReplyDeleteI like that.
Other urban fags I don't care for. Too jaded.
My sense is it may of been this guy from Brazil who was 18, fucking hot and a mechanic and dumb which is a plus.
The ability to still get (legal) chicken hog is such an ego boost. And an added benefit is I never pay for anything with these dudes. No dindin or anything.
Just get into the fabulous loft, be impressed and get in the bed and assume the position...bitch.
Where's the Duke when we need the smack being put down? More squirrels in here than in Madison WI!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of
ReplyDeletesperm banks.
That video is hysterical!
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