Thursday, January 19, 2012

Hey there is a dress code!


So we just got the info about the promotional commercial we are going to shoot. It will be with all the big stars of the network. That is pretty cool considering the fact that we haven't shot one frame of the show yet. So they must have a lot of confidence that our show is gonna be pretty good.

We get a driver and hair and make-up. Cool. I hate to put my makeup on by myself. WTF?

Anyhoo they tell us "No wild patterns or logo tees or sports apparell with a team name on it." I mean shit when you take away my Hawaiian shirts, Yankee t-shirts and Giant's replica jersey's I don't have a fucking thing to wear.

I am going to Men's Warehouse to buy one of those fuckin' white dinner jackets that James Bond wears. That will show them.
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19 comments:

  1. AllenSJanuary 19, 2012 at 5:13 PM

    Request some eye brows.

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  2. Trooper YorkJanuary 19, 2012 at 5:34 PM

    I wish I could but that ship has sailed.

    Or at least hit a rock and the captain has abandoned ship.

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  3. ricpicJanuary 19, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    I recommend a canary yellow cuban guayabera shirt.

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  4. Trooper YorkJanuary 19, 2012 at 6:12 PM

    Hey I have one of those. Good plan.

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  5. DarcyJanuary 19, 2012 at 6:17 PM

    This is so fun. Can't wait to see the commercials and the show.

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  6. Chip S.January 19, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    The white dinner jacket would rock. Go for it. You could probably wear a NYY handkerchief in your pocket without them noticing.

    Be careful, though. You might get hit on by ARod.

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  7. chickelitJanuary 19, 2012 at 7:08 PM

    We get a driver and hair and make-up. Cool. I hate to put my makeup on by myself. WTF?

    No fluffer?

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  8. TitusJanuary 19, 2012 at 7:28 PM

    You can't go wrong with Prada.

    I recommend Prada from head to toe including Prada wrap around shades, natch.

    tits.

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  9. TitusJanuary 19, 2012 at 7:29 PM

    I would love to do A Rod, so fucking hot and you know he has a beautiful piece of uncut meat.

    HMMM.

    Yummy.

    I am horny.

    tits.

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  10. johnJanuary 19, 2012 at 7:34 PM

    You shouldn't go to Mens Warehouse. You should occupy it.

    Or else boycott it.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2012 at 8:02 PM

    Yes,yes Prada! I got a knockoff Prada purse from China, so stylish! Limousines and Prada means you are famous for sure.

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  12. The DudeJanuary 19, 2012 at 8:16 PM

    I am hoping that you were kidding about supporting that OWS fool from Men's Warehouse. They deserve to be ignored.

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  13. MamaMJanuary 20, 2012 at 1:23 AM

    This will be fun. Hiding a light under a bushel, flowered or otherwise, is no easy task.

    The Plucking, Fluffing and Stuffing into a White Jacket currently taking place on the Front End is not likely to Curtail or Derail the Inevitable Expression of Something Pungent if not Loaf-like from Deep Within.

    Whose Signed up for What? is the Big Question.

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  14. Roger J.January 20, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    The white dinner jacket thing is a great idea--regretably, white dinner jackets appear to be a thing of the past--as a devotee of 1930s movies, what is more elegant than a lady in a slinky white or black dress, and the gentlemen in a white dinner jacket sitting at a little table with a small lamp--enjoying a martini and having the cigarette lady come around. (Nick and Nora style) but very elegant--Bond was a Jimmie come lately to that scene.

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  15. Roger J.January 20, 2012 at 9:34 AM

    And while I am at it let me bemoan the loss of gentlemen's smoking jackets while we enjoy cigars and brandy--life has become coarse

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  16. Chip S.January 20, 2012 at 10:41 AM

    Don't forget spats.

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2012 at 11:34 AM

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  18. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    The white dinner jacket and white dress in a tropical climate, the aroma of bougainvillea and frangipani in the air. As I sit it in frigid Wisconsin, I can only dream of warm nights and cool drinks,ahhh.......

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  19. blakeJanuary 20, 2012 at 7:11 PM

    Hey, you've lost weight!

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