Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Not the Helpski!


Miss Russia 1998 is in trouble in rehab.

Anna Malova is in rehab for abusing prescription drugs and has been causing problems. She is getting one more chance according to NBCNews4.

That's at least an interesting problem. I am having problems getting the Russian maid to clean the curtain shears properly.

Of course before I was married I didn't even know what the fuck shears were....unless you were talking about panties or something.

And then you didn't care if they were dirty. Just sayn'
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5 comments:

  1. blakeJanuary 3, 2012 at 7:16 PM

    Shear panties?

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  2. chickelitJanuary 3, 2012 at 7:17 PM

    Of course before I was married I didn't even know what the fuck shears were....unless you were talking about panties or something.

    I always got better results peeling them rather than cutting them off.

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  3. TitusJanuary 3, 2012 at 8:03 PM

    Meat curtains is another name for pussy
    "flaps" or "lips".

    Meat curtains cover up the vagine.

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  4. rcoceanJanuary 3, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    She has 'crazy' eyes. Always a warning sign (hint to Newt).

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  5. MamaMJanuary 4, 2012 at 12:39 AM

    I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain
    To see for certain, what I thought I knew.

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