Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Deep thoughts....by Titus

Titus said...

 What did you guys think of Jolie's leg?

 I thought it was totally slutty and I loved it.

She was saying to the world, "you want to fuck me don't you, well here is my leg".

 tits.

47 comments:

  1. There once was a gal, Angelina
    Prettiest thing this side of Hercegovenia
    Her legs she did spread
    Inviting your Rhode Island Red
    To visit her in her vagina

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  2. Lately, Titus' thoughts have been more broad than deep.

    I wonder if he's bi-curious.

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  3. Maybe it's the bi-bolic steroids. Anabolic steroids only swing one way.

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  4. Five different people emailed me this photo.

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  5. Trooper, were they the lurkers?

    I wish those lurkers would speak up, I never understood the concept of lurking, why not dive in? The water is warm, unlike at Lake Mendota over there, still covered with ice.

    Skinny dipping allowed.

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  6. Trooper, were they the lurkers?

    The "just lurkers" or the "lust jerkers"?

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  7. Chickie, I bet you and I are tied for being the most frequent commenters over here. Want to bet on who has commented the most in the last month? Me or you.

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  8. Me or you.

    I think it's probably you lately. But I have a longer history. Others have an even longer history. I'm not out to set a record.

    I think we add or substract different viewpoints. Different strokes for different folks.

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  9. Me neither, no records. I'm just enjoying myself here, that's all.

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  10. @Allie: Anyways, let's keep an eye out for more "coincidences."

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  11. LOL.

    That pose was so over the top. I'm glad she's being mocked for it.

    I'm not being very nice about this, I know. But when I saw her do this live I totally rolled my eyes.

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  12. Didn't the presenters mock her almost immediately? She truly is a peculiar person. Oh well, I'll never understand they world they inhabit, nor they mine.

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  13. Yeah! Well, one of the guys that won the award she presented struck the pose. It was hilarious.

    I'm sure he didn't mean to insult her, but...lol.

    She is a beautiful woman. Really beautiful. Has seemingly everything. Apparently, she REALLY wanted us to see her leg, though. ;-)

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  16. That was my autocorrect, not me.


    Darcy, I rolled my eyes too. After seeing her emaciated arms and face to stick out her leg like that was just laughable. Do these anorexic women have body dismorphia and do the Hollywood types truly find this unhealthy malnourished look sexy?

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  17. To answer your question, yes, yes they do. Otherwise why would they simultaneously starve themselves and get disproportionately large breast implants? Have they ever seen what a real person looks like?

    And their faces are overworked to the point of being ludicrous. They live in a land of make believe and have lost touch with reality.

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  18. My theory is that sticking out the leg was a sign of desperation. Even the monstrously willful Jolie can't stop time. Her way of shouting I'm still the object of desire. Which proves the opposite.

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  19. What's sad is that there are several women in my married daughter's subdivision, in a conservative county, that are also anorexic, they are seen daily running, running, running. They pride themselves on running marathons. I've seen it increase over the years.

    So it's not really just liberal Hollywood types, but I agree that they set the bar and modern women are falling prey to this mindset.

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  20. I know several women who run, one of them regularly competes in super-marathons and other long distance events.

    The difference is that she is fit and does not get injections or implants to change her appearance. She is probably a commie, but since she is a millionaire, that's okay, right?

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  21. What about the Brad Pitt haven't-shaved-in-days-haven't-washed-my-hair-in-weeks-look?
    Do women find that sexy?

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  22. I don't care what her politics or income are, or really even that she runs marathons, it's that starving oneself and exercise addiction isn't healthy and it's becoming pervasive among young and middle aged women in affluent neighborhoods.

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  23. Chickie, Brad Pitt has never been attractive to me, but especially since he adopted that grungy look.

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  24. There's nothing wrong with breads and there's nothing wrong with clean shaven. It's the slovenly "I can get away with looking like a bum look."

    I guess it's a sign of independent wealth which is probably a turn-on for some women.

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  25. Not to worry, my friend drinks beer by the gallon. She's Irish, don't you know...

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  26. Brad Pitt is demoralized. "Which one do I take to the park today, Angie, the brown one, the yellow one, the grey one?" "Will you stop pestering me, I'm trying to console Heidi for her irreparable mistake!"

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  27. Brad Pitt is gorgeous when clean shaved, a nice haircut and a great suit.

    When he isn't he looks like a typical slacker and unattractive.

    When I first saw him and his Abs in Thelma and Louise I totally chizzed. A star was born. When he has the hair blower in his hand in the hotel room and he is shirtless in the movie he immediately became a star.

    It made me really horny. I wanted to splew on his abs and then have him lick it off, and then we made out.

    tits.

    tits.

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  28. I think ricpic has it right, and when I read his comment I was a bit shamed by my laughing at Angie.

    Sixty knows a lot of hot chicks! This should be a tag. ;-)

    I doubt if I'll ever run my ass fully off, Allie. It's been with me a long time, after all. Heh. But I can see the danger of getting obsessed with looking good. It is not good at all.

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  29. I love the "Legends of the Fall" Brad Pitt look.

    *shrugs*

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  30. I am going for the legends of the winter look, hoping to land a role as a garden gnome.

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  31. Time altering a woman's appearance is natural, starving oneself isn't. Being fit is terrific, I attempt it myself. I bet you are a healthy weight Darcy and maintain your beautiful curves.

    My daughter in the military is in her late thirties, outruns some of the men and has a fantastic curvy figure, best of both worlds.

    I guess I'm just repulsed by the women I see in this area that look like Jolie and the message they pass on to young girls.

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  32. *Googles "Legends of the Fall"*

    *LOLs at Sixty's gnome*

    *waves at Darcy*

    *Returns to 1903*

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  33. @chick:

    Hi, cutie. :)

    And LOL, Sixty. ;-)

    And Allie: Amen. Keep the curves!

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  34. 1903 sans the corset.

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  35. But with the right to vote.

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  36. Darcy wrote...

    "Sixty knows a lot of hot chicks! This should be a tag. ;-)"

    Well hey, I know Darcy, so there you go!

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  37. Oh yeah, I would've been one of the corsetless women chaining themselves to the Whitehouse fence, lol.

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  38. In the spirit of full disclosure, I admit to wearing Spanx under a tight dress.

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  39. Some men enjoy a good corset spilling over...

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  40. Corsets were good for the whalebone industry. Of course the whale tooth industry thrived on that Newfoundland island. Women have long been fond of mammalian bones in fashion and art.

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  41. Sorry, I didn't mean to make you blush, Darcy.

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  42. Brad Pitt was beautiful in A River Runs Through It.

    Craig Sheffer was hot too.

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  43. Keep talking him up, Titus...you and he are a great association.

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